I'm making an appeal to the brilliant, twisted minds of RedsZone whom I've grown to love so much over the years. And it's so up your alley, in your wheelhouse.
Someone I love very much has exactly the same warped sense of humor as the best and the brightest and most eccentric of us. She is in great need of good jokes to help her make it through some very tough times right now.
So, in the same vein as the "things I've heard in a bar" thread, I need your best jokes, your funniest stories. I don't care if it's corny, stupid, in fact, that's what I'm after. But I want cutting edge smart and funny.
Think Puffy. And Roy Tucker. Brilliant comedic minds.
It's a good cause, believe me.