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    Re: The Jackie project

    Considering Jackee's success as a comedianne in the '80's, you'd think she'd have her own jokes.

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    "Man, the pitch looks fast, even in slow motion." Thom Brennaman on Chapman's fastball.

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    Re: The Jackie project

    What did one female Al-Qeada member say to the other female Al-Qeada member?

    Does this suicide bomb make my ass look fat?
    "Man, the pitch looks fast, even in slow motion." Thom Brennaman on Chapman's fastball.

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    Re: The Jackie project

    A little girl is having breakfast with her mother, and she asks her,

    "Mommy, does Daddy hate you?"
    "Dear, why would you ask that?"
    "Because last night, I went to get a drink of water, and I saw him on top of you and you were screaming."
    "Sweetie, that's just what Mommy does when Mommy wants babies."
    "I also saw him put his thingie in your mouth. Is that what Mommy also does when Mommy wants babies?"
    "No, Darling, that's what Mommy does when Mommy wants jewelry."
    "Man, the pitch looks fast, even in slow motion." Thom Brennaman on Chapman's fastball.


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