Random Thoughts

[BCubb2003]

Joey Votto probably spent his day off visualizing every one of his at-bats from the last game.

Besides the high five, Dusty Baker also invented bunny ears, the @ sign and the Electric Slide.

The Cuban Missile is deadly, but has a small launch window.

The left field position for the Reds is more like an internship.

As relief pitchers go, Jonathan Broxton is a good one to hide behind in a brawl.

To the ear, Scooter Gennett sounds like it should be carved into a tree with a heart in between.

After Broxton, Dusty was planning to use Marshall then Masset.

Except for homers and a bases-loaded base on balls, most things that are called walk-offs aren't.

[SpiritofStLouis]

Why doesn't McDonalds make a McLiver

Will Air Supply ever play Ozzyfest

Do NFL offensive lineman have custom made commodes

Will physicians ever prescribe medical marijuana for Anorexia

Can the E-Trade baby speak french

Why isn't there a Swamp People pin up calendar

Do Carney folk go to carnivals

Do they air J Date commercials in Palestine

Do aliens have flatulence

[KittyDuran]

To the ear, Scooter Gennett sounds like it should be carved into a tree with a heart in between.

Now I'll be visually at the games each time Cooter Jeanette comes to the plate!

[jojo]

Why doesn't McDonalds make a McLiver

Will Air Supply ever play Ozzyfest

Do NFL offensive lineman have custom made commodes

Will physicians ever prescribe medical marijuana for Anorexia

Can the E-Trade baby speak french

Why isn't there a Swamp People pin up calendar

Do Carney folk go to carnivals

Do they air J Date commercials in Palestine

Do aliens have flatulence

I don't think you get how this works.

Broxton is to physical fitness as Kung Fu Panda is to karate.

[Johnny Footstool]

Why doesn't McDonalds make a McLiver

Will Air Supply ever play Ozzyfest

Do NFL offensive lineman have custom made commodes

Will physicians ever prescribe medical marijuana for Anorexia

Can the E-Trade baby speak french

Why isn't there a Swamp People pin up calendar

Do Carney folk go to carnivals

Do they air J Date commercials in Palestine

Do aliens have flatulence

Nailed it.

[Tom Servo]

Why doesn't McDonalds make a McLiver

Will Air Supply ever play Ozzyfest

Do NFL offensive lineman have custom made commodes

Will physicians ever prescribe medical marijuana for Anorexia

Can the E-Trade baby speak french

Why isn't there a Swamp People pin up calendar

Do Carney folk go to carnivals

Do they air J Date commercials in Palestine

Do aliens have flatulence

[jhiller21]

[SpiritofStLouis]

I get a lot of that.

Here's a couple more that came to me in my sleep.

How come they don't make Meth with fluoride

Who decided that raising your middle finger means what it does now

Are there Port O Pottys on Mt. Everest

Do manic depressives go to happy hour

Can you purchase adult diapers if you're under 21

Do valet parking lots have handicapped spots

[NebraskaRed]

I get a lot of that.

Here's a couple more that came to me in my sleep.

How come they don't make Meth with fluoride

Who decided that raising your middle finger means what it does now

Are there Port O Pottys on Mt. Everest

Do manic depressives go to happy hour

Can you purchase adult diapers if you're under 21

Do valet parking lots have handicapped spots

[Vottomatic]

Besides the high five, Dusty Baker also invented bunny ears, the @ sign and the Electric Slide.

The Cuban Missile is deadly, but has a small launch window.

The left field position for the Reds is more like an internship.

To the ear, Scooter Gennett sounds like it should be carved into a tree with a heart in between.

After Broxton, Dusty was planning to use Marshall then Masset.

Those are my favorites.

You do a great job of hitting on the hot button topics on this board.

Funny stuff.