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    Random Thoughts

    Joey Votto probably spent his day off visualizing every one of his at-bats from the last game.

    Besides the high five, Dusty Baker also invented bunny ears, the @ sign and the Electric Slide.

    The Cuban Missile is deadly, but has a small launch window.

    The left field position for the Reds is more like an internship.

    As relief pitchers go, Jonathan Broxton is a good one to hide behind in a brawl.

    To the ear, Scooter Gennett sounds like it should be carved into a tree with a heart in between.

    After Broxton, Dusty was planning to use Marshall then Masset.

    Except for homers and a bases-loaded base on balls, most things that are called walk-offs aren't.

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    Re: Random Thoughts

    Why doesn't McDonalds make a McLiver

    Will Air Supply ever play Ozzyfest

    Do NFL offensive lineman have custom made commodes

    Will physicians ever prescribe medical marijuana for Anorexia

    Can the E-Trade baby speak french

    Why isn't there a Swamp People pin up calendar

    Do Carney folk go to carnivals

    Do they air J Date commercials in Palestine

    Do aliens have flatulence
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    Re: Random Thoughts

    To the ear, Scooter Gennett sounds like it should be carved into a tree with a heart in between.
    Now I'll be visually at the games each time Cooter Jeanette comes to the plate!
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    Re: Random Thoughts

    Quote Originally Posted by SpiritofStLouis View Post
    Why doesn't McDonalds make a McLiver

    Will Air Supply ever play Ozzyfest

    Do NFL offensive lineman have custom made commodes

    Will physicians ever prescribe medical marijuana for Anorexia

    Can the E-Trade baby speak french

    Why isn't there a Swamp People pin up calendar

    Do Carney folk go to carnivals

    Do they air J Date commercials in Palestine

    Do aliens have flatulence
    I don't think you get how this works.

    Broxton is to physical fitness as Kung Fu Panda is to karate.
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    Re: Random Thoughts

    Quote Originally Posted by SpiritofStLouis View Post
    Why doesn't McDonalds make a McLiver

    Will Air Supply ever play Ozzyfest

    Do NFL offensive lineman have custom made commodes

    Will physicians ever prescribe medical marijuana for Anorexia

    Can the E-Trade baby speak french

    Why isn't there a Swamp People pin up calendar

    Do Carney folk go to carnivals

    Do they air J Date commercials in Palestine

    Do aliens have flatulence
    Nailed it.
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    Re: Random Thoughts

    Quote Originally Posted by SpiritofStLouis View Post
    Why doesn't McDonalds make a McLiver

    Will Air Supply ever play Ozzyfest

    Do NFL offensive lineman have custom made commodes

    Will physicians ever prescribe medical marijuana for Anorexia

    Can the E-Trade baby speak french

    Why isn't there a Swamp People pin up calendar

    Do Carney folk go to carnivals

    Do they air J Date commercials in Palestine

    Do aliens have flatulence
    "Since I've been with the Reds in 1989, we've never had a farm system this loaded," Bowden said. "If we were the New York Yankees and had unlimited dollars, we could have traded for Colon, (Jeff) Weaver, Rolen, (Cliff) Floyd, (Kenny) Rogers and Finley and gotten them all -- and still held onto our top five prospects. That's an amazing statement."

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    Re: Random Thoughts

    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Servo View Post

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    Re: Random Thoughts

    I get a lot of that.

    Here's a couple more that came to me in my sleep.

    How come they don't make Meth with fluoride

    Who decided that raising your middle finger means what it does now

    Are there Port O Pottys on Mt. Everest

    Do manic depressives go to happy hour

    Can you purchase adult diapers if you're under 21

    Do valet parking lots have handicapped spots
    We can share the women, we can share the wine.

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    Re: Random Thoughts

    Quote Originally Posted by SpiritofStLouis View Post
    I get a lot of that.

    Here's a couple more that came to me in my sleep.

    How come they don't make Meth with fluoride

    Who decided that raising your middle finger means what it does now

    Are there Port O Pottys on Mt. Everest

    Do manic depressives go to happy hour

    Can you purchase adult diapers if you're under 21

    Do valet parking lots have handicapped spots

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    Re: Random Thoughts

    Quote Originally Posted by BCubb2003 View Post
    Besides the high five, Dusty Baker also invented bunny ears, the @ sign and the Electric Slide.

    The Cuban Missile is deadly, but has a small launch window.

    The left field position for the Reds is more like an internship.

    To the ear, Scooter Gennett sounds like it should be carved into a tree with a heart in between.

    After Broxton, Dusty was planning to use Marshall then Masset.

    Those are my favorites.

    You do a great job of hitting on the hot button topics on this board.

    Funny stuff.
    "I can't take this homerism anymore." - 10xWSChamps, August 11, 2010. A Cardinals fan having a problem with all the homerism on Redszone. Classic.

    "Man do I miss the days where were didn't need a calculator and an encyclopedia of baseball metrics to enjoy a baseball game ... - MikeS21" - 8/2/12 game thread


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