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The morons who refuse to flush the toilet at work. I finally got tired of it and jumped all over a guy after he came out of a stall and I was waiting (very anxiously mind you) to go in.
People who feel they have to CONSTANTLY be texting or on the cellphone no matter what they are doing. And yeah, I'm pointing the finger mainly at the women. I'm tired of getting behind them driving, in the grocery store parking lot, or in the aisles. You're a nuisance.
my neighbor's cats. They spend more time on my property then their owners - sitting on my cars, patio furniture, etc.
hemorrhoids. They're a pain in the ***
A/C. I'm married to Mrs Freeze.
"panic" only comes from having real expectations
I hate that I lost my little dog on Friday. R.I.P. Coco Chanel you will be missed
I sent out this email at work about this very subject:The morons who refuse to flush the toilet at work. I finally got tired of it and jumped all over a guy after he came out of a stall and I was waiting (very anxiously mind you) to go in.
Subject: Bathroom etiquette
This is for the LADIES!
Hey gals, one of my pet peeves is an unflushed or half-flushed toilet – which seems to be happening quite often lately.
The only way I can think that this happens is a person flushes right before they leave – and possibly after they had washed their hands…
So if you wouldn’t mind… can you remember to flush!!! Thanks!
Then someone sent out this reply!!
Tomorrow morning I will be hosting a seminar 9-10am entitled “Toilet Flushing for Dummies: A 10-Pound Toilet Paper Baby” which will not only hi-light appropriate flushing techniques, but also make us more “Earth” or “green” conscious from now in – both getting RID of the waste and conserving water.
The key here is holding the flush-lever to ensure a complete flush.
Also, before tomorrow morning, make sure you have bought and do bring your “Flushing Fiction: Volume I” to our seminar.
Much thanks and can’t wait for our seminar! Please bring a bagged lunch as lunch will not be provided.
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