When Corky's mustache gains sentience and takes over the world (think SkyNet but hairier) y'all are doomed.
I welcome our new overlord.
"But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."
I told my Dad yesterday at the game, "Corky is gonna crank a homer off the Batters Eye and then his mustache is gonna run the bases."
As I understand it, there is no player you'd rather sit next to on the bench than Corky Miller. Supposedly he's a spectacular human. As a short term bench anchor, I can see where calling up the universally beloved future manager of the Reds makes some sense.
I bet he rocks in rain delays too.
Raisel Ghul, the Demon's Head
Make that a thing.
Bruce just made a beautiful throw to the plate and Corky's poor block (IMO) cost the Reds a run.
If it looks like Hannigan's injury will be around the rest of the year, we need to give Ashley a shot or start shopping.
I know this seems reactionary, but it's been in my mind for about a week.
Break the magic in pro ball by placing a person who can't get it done and it's a different animal.
All is forgiven.
I for one welcome our new mustachioed overlord.
That was glorious.