"But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."
I don't consider a stat that rewards you for being bad in non-'high-leverage' situations relevant. Next.
According to this stat Votto has lost his clutchiness. Is it not more likely that pitchers are just not challanging him in 'clutch' situations anymore?
Only relevant stats are relevant.
I think this thread has reached a point of no return.