I really miss you. Can you please come back into loving arms of the National League Central? Your .673 OPS last year was truly divine. Your team WHIP of 1.43 made my heart sing. Come back to me.
My Reds were 41-20 against you over the last four years. You are the only difference between last years and this years Reds' team. At this point last season, the Reds were 66-43 and were 7-2 against you, Houston. This year the Reds are 60-49 and haven't gotten the pleasure of going to your lovely park with its weird hill and train thingy.
Please, bring back Jose Altuve. My beloved Reds could use a couple of outings against that Harrell guy and his 1.645 WHIP.
Please, come back into the National League.
Lovingly,
Improbus
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