On the first day of school in Saint Charles, Missouri, a Saint Louis suburb, a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Cardinals fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Cardinal fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little boy. The teacher looks at the boy with surprise, 'Jimmie, why didn't you raise your hand?' Because I'm not a Cardinals fan,' he replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Cardinals fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a Reds fan, and proud of it,' Jimmie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Jimmie please tell us why you are a Reds fan?' "Because my mom is a Reds fan, and my dad is Reds fan, so I'm a Reds fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Reds fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?' "Then," Jimmie smiled, 'I'd be a Cardinals fan.'
(lifted from facebook)