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    Redzone Rules of Brennamans

    For some reason, I can't recall what at the moment , I have been pondering what a Brennaman should be taught as rules for being a Brennaman. I thought we at Redszone could compile a list of things to do or not to do to be like a Brennaman. (This is not intended to bash any particular Brennaman but is aspirational/ instructional.)

    • Always groom the hair
    • Have a tan
    • Be able to broadcast multiple sports
    • Work for the Cincinnati Reds


    Feel free to add to this list.

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    Re: Redzone Rules of Brennamans

    For some reason I feel I too am being mocked though I can't put my finger on why I feel that way.

    Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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    Re: Redzone Rules of Brennamans

    • Be sure to emphasize your exasperation in every complaint
    Last edited by RedsManRick; 09-17-2013 at 10:13 PM.
    Games are won on run differential -- scoring more than your opponent. Runs are runs, scored or prevented they all count the same. Worry about scoring more and allowing fewer, not which positions contribute to which side of the equation or how "consistent" you are at your current level of performance.

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    Re: Redzone Rules of Brennamans

    When in doubt, bust chops.

    The answer to the age-old question "How we lookin'?" is always "Not good."

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    Re: Redzone Rules of Brennamans

    You HAVE to be kidding me
    "But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."

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    Re: Redzone Rules of Brennamans

    Quote Originally Posted by Raisor View Post
    You HAVE to be kidding me
    Somebody call Jimmy Olsen, Raisor is upset. Bender coming up.
    Or is Raisor quoting Brennamen.


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    Re: Redzone Rules of Brennamans

    Quote Originally Posted by klw View Post
    Somebody call Jimmy Olsen, Raisor is upset. Bender coming up.
    Or is Raisor quoting Brennamen.

    I misquoted myself in my autobiography
    "But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."

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    Re: Redzone Rules of Brennamans

    Quote Originally Posted by Raisor View Post
    I misquoted myself in my autobiography
    Whoa, what's the title? I'd love to read your hagiogr.....er, autobiography, Raisor.
    Everything is perfect, but there is a lot of room for improvement. --- Shunryu Suzuki-roshi

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    Re: Redzone Rules of Brennamans

    Quote Originally Posted by malcontent View Post
    Whoa, what's the title? I'd love to read your hagiogr.....er, autobiography, Raisor.
    "Big Boned: the Philip Raisor Story"
    "But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."

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    Re: Redzone Rules of Brennamans

    • Every silver lining has a cloud around it. Don't ever forget to mention the cloud.
    • In a perfect world, there would be shamings in a public square for leaving runners on base. We live in an imperfect world, so it's up to us to do the shaming.
    /r/reds

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    Re: Redzone Rules of Brennamans

    Always have a good rant on hand. Even if doesn't make any sense.
    Reds Fan Since 1971

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    Re: Redzone Rules of Brennamans

    Bunting is the easiest thing to do in all of sports. Make sure to point out the moral gravity of each failed attempt.
    "We know we're better than this, but we can't prove it." - Tony Gwynn

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    Re: Redzone Rules of Brennamans

    Sacrifice Flies are the Bomb.
    Reds Fan Since 1971

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    Re: Redzone Rules of Brennamans

    Quote Originally Posted by cumberlandreds View Post
    Sacrifice Flies are the Bomb.
    Oddly enough Cozart leads the NL in SF with 10.
    http://espn.go.com/mlb/stats/batting...ded/order/true

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    Re: Redzone Rules of Brennamans

    Quote Originally Posted by klw View Post
    Oddly enough Cozart leads the NL in SF with 10.
    http://espn.go.com/mlb/stats/batting...ded/order/true
    The Brennaman's:

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