For some reason, I can't recall what at the moment , I have been pondering what a Brennaman should be taught as rules for being a Brennaman. I thought we at Redszone could compile a list of things to do or not to do to be like a Brennaman. (This is not intended to bash any particular Brennaman but is aspirational/ instructional.)
- Always groom the hair
- Have a tan
- Be able to broadcast multiple sports
- Work for the Cincinnati Reds
Feel free to add to this list.
For some reason I feel I too am being mocked though I can't put my finger on why I feel that way.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
dougdirt (09-17-2013)
- Be sure to emphasize your exasperation in every complaint
Last edited by RedsManRick; 09-17-2013 at 10:13 PM.
Games are won on run differential -- scoring more than your opponent. Runs are runs, scored or prevented they all count the same. Worry about scoring more and allowing fewer, not which positions contribute to which side of the equation or how "consistent" you are at your current level of performance.
When in doubt, bust chops.
The answer to the age-old question "How we lookin'?" is always "Not good."
You HAVE to be kidding me
Somebody call Jimmy Olsen, Raisor is upset. Bender coming up.Originally Posted by Raisor
Or is Raisor quoting Brennamen.
I misquoted myself in my autobiographySomebody call Jimmy Olsen, Raisor is upset. Bender coming up.
Or is Raisor quoting Brennamen.
Whoa, what's the title? I'd love to read your hagiogr.....er, autobiography, Raisor.
Everything is perfect, but there is a lot of room for improvement. --- Shunryu Suzuki-roshi
- Every silver lining has a cloud around it. Don't ever forget to mention the cloud.
- In a perfect world, there would be shamings in a public square for leaving runners on base. We live in an imperfect world, so it's up to us to do the shaming.
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Always have a good rant on hand. Even if doesn't make any sense.
Reds Fan Since 1971
Bunting is the easiest thing to do in all of sports. Make sure to point out the moral gravity of each failed attempt.
"Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?" ~ Jim Bouton
Sacrifice Flies are the Bomb.
Reds Fan Since 1971
Oddly enough Cozart leads the NL in SF with 10.
http://espn.go.com/mlb/stats/batting...ded/order/true
The Brennaman's:
Reds Fan Since 1971
Is Brennamen the correct term for the Thom Marty combo or is it Thommart, Martythom, Marthom?
KittyDuran (09-18-2013)
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