It is not every day that we are needed.
fear profits a man nothing.
a man caught without his spear deserves his fate.
if you have a shortage of mischief, get a goat.
without chance, there is no life.
mortality is the fate of all immortals.
black is the new absence of colour.
A broken LED Clock is not right twice a day because 88888888 is not a time of day.
It's not snarky, but my daughter liked this one from me:
"It's all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation."
We send quotes back and forth now. She makes big posters with them.
"Sincerity is Key. Once you can fake sincerity you've got it made"
"Don't complain about what you don't have, be glad you don't get what you deserve."
Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count; everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted.
All the dishes rattle in the cupboards when the elephants arrive
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
". . . acquiring J. Blanton from Oakland for, apparently, Bailey/Cueto, Votto and a lesser prospect. I do it in a second . . . The Reds' equation this year is simple: Make Matt Belisle your #3 starter . . . trade for Blanton, win 85 or more, be in the mix all summer." - Paul Daugherty, Feb. 8, 2008
Everything happens for a reason. Usually the reason is that you did something stupid.