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    Just shoot me now...

    I am in h*ll. Please just put me out of my misery....

    I'm a cake decorator for a grocery chain in St Louis. this has been my own personal torture for the past 2 weeks.... I've had to make over 200 of these &^$%$ cookies...!





    I refuse to allow them to completely destroy Halloween for me....


    And not just one display, but THREE of them scattered around the store. I'm to the point where I don't CARE who wins, just make it be OVER.

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    Looks yummy.
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    You could sneak some wishbone Cs in there to entertain yourself.
    Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.

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    Mmmmmmm delicious diabetes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yachtzee View Post
    You could sneak some wishbone Cs in there to entertain yourself.
    If only.

    The boss specifically told me I was NOT allowed to slip any with "Cards Suck" or "Die Cardinals Die!" out there. Dang it....

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    Redszone has some talented members but when you can eat your talent its a super big bonus
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    Pastry Chefs, the neurosurgeons of the restaurant industry.

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    Re: Just shoot me now...

    Quote Originally Posted by foxfire123 View Post
    If only.

    The boss specifically told me I was NOT allowed to slip any with "Cards Suck" or "Die Cardinals Die!" out there. Dang it....
    but anything else goes -- right?
    The older I get - the better I was

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    You could always make a cupcake with Chris Carpenter's face on it, then take a big bite out of it. There would have to be some enjoyment in that.
    "Man, the pitch looks fast, even in slow motion." Thom Brennaman on Chapman's fastball.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 757690 View Post
    You could always make a cupcake with Chris Carpenter's face on it, then take a big bite out of it. There would have to be some enjoyment in that.
    That would be an awfully hard thing to explain to his son.
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    Quote Originally Posted by foxfire123 View Post
    If only.

    The boss specifically told me I was NOT allowed to slip any with "Cards Suck" or "Die Cardinals Die!" out there. Dang it....
    You have to hide those C's flawlessly, so only you know they're there, but you will have the peace of mind that comes from knowing that they are there and that you are the one who put them there.
    "Reality tells us there are no guarantees. Except that some day Jon Lester will be on that list of 100-game winners." - Peter Gammons

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    Quote Originally Posted by 757690 View Post
    You could always make a cupcake with Chris Carpenter's face on it, then take a big bite out of it. There would have to be some enjoyment in that.
    I think I'd have to do a Sparky Lyle on that one.
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    Cookies? Who buys cookies to watch the playoffs?

    I get a bunch of friends around the house, and we indulge in loaded nachos, beer, chips with quacamole, and fried jalepeno poppers. Thanks to my lovely wife, who spends hours prepping and cooking all that stuff.

    If I called my Reds fans friends to come over to watch the game and have some decorated cookies, I might get hung up on.

    Soft as ever, St. Louie...

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    Not to impune your work by the way, being a cake decorator is not an easy job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhiller21 View Post
    Cookies? Who buys cookies to watch the playoffs?

    I get a bunch of friends around the house, and we indulge in loaded nachos, beer, chips with quacamole, and fried jalepeno poppers. Thanks to my lovely wife, who spends hours prepping and cooking all that stuff.

    If I called my Reds fans friends to come over to watch the game and have some decorated cookies, I might get hung up on.

    Soft as ever, St. Louie...
    Buskens Bakery says they can't keep enough Reds cookies on their shelves when the Reds gift Cincinnati with October baseball. Must be a universal thing.


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