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    A good astronomy course usually cures a belief in aliens...at least the type that build ships and fly here.

    Anything is possible....this universe is pretty convenient- if you can think it you can usually achieve it....

    But traveling those distances....when you think that light starting at one end of our galaxy traveling at 186,000 miles a second, 2000 years ago, still hasn't reached the other end of our galaxy...I dunno...it's more than just big out there. It is impossible to comprehend big.

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    That's why you need an infinite improbability drive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dom Heffner View Post
    A good astronomy course usually cures a belief in aliens...at least the type that build ships and fly here.

    Anything is possible....this universe is pretty convenient- if you can think it you can usually achieve it....

    But traveling those distances....when you think that light starting at one end of our galaxy traveling at 186,000 miles a second, 2000 years ago, still hasn't reached the other end of our galaxy...I dunno...it's more than just big out there. It is impossible to comprehend big.
    Sure.... if you believe that they travel through space in straight lines like we would fly planes.

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    Re: Area 51 Documents Declassified

    Quote Originally Posted by Dom Heffner View Post
    A good astronomy course usually cures a belief in aliens...at least the type that build ships and fly here.

    Anything is possible....this universe is pretty convenient- if you can think it you can usually achieve it....

    But traveling those distances....when you think that light starting at one end of our galaxy traveling at 186,000 miles a second, 2000 years ago, still hasn't reached the other end of our galaxy...I dunno...it's more than just big out there. It is impossible to comprehend big.
    One would assume that they've achieved warp technology or jump drive technology. Going the speed of light is just really inefficient (if a technology is possible to allow matter to achieve the speed of light without having infinite mass). There's a whole number of ways that advanced civilizations could work around the long distances. NASA is actually currently working on warp technology as we speak.
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    Nowadays we can find all kinds of reasons for UFOs; weather balloons, military craft, digital photoshopping, whatever. But in ancient times what else could a UFO be?

    I think we've definitely been visited but I must say I don't have the proof that RZers demand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeThierry View Post
    One would assume that they've achieved warp technology or jump drive technology. Going the speed of light is just really inefficient (if a technology is possible to allow matter to achieve the speed of light without having infinite mass). There's a whole number of ways that advanced civilizations could work around the long distances. NASA is actually currently working on warp technology as we speak.
    They aren't working on warp technology so much as they are seeing if the theory holds water...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sea Ray View Post
    Nowadays we can find all kinds of reasons for UFOs; weather balloons, military craft, digital photoshopping, whatever. But in ancient times what else could a UFO be?

    I think we've definitely been visited but I must say I don't have the proof that RZers demand.
    People have seen things in the sky that the current technology we know of simply isn't in the same universe as.

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    Yes, these spaceships that have mastered warp technology have little lights flashing on them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dom Heffner View Post
    Yes, these spaceships that have mastered warp technology have little lights flashing on them...
    Who said anything about lights flashing on them?

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    Just about every report you see...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dom Heffner View Post
    Yes, these spaceships that have mastered warp technology have little lights flashing on them...
    L. Ron Hubbard says they look exactly like DC-8s. Maybe the reason we haven't had first contact is because the aliens have been delayed at the gate due to mechanical problems.
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    They mated with monkeys and the souls of humans are the only remaining alien part
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dom Heffner View Post
    Yes, these spaceships that have mastered warp technology have little lights flashing on them...
    The ones with several small lights could be our own trying to blend in, or alien ships trying to blend in with ours.

    I've always considered the possibility that the ones that really put on a huge lightshow may just be a propulsion byproduct beyond our current understanding. It would be like trying to explain to a cat why smoke comes out of an exhaust pipe.

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    The amount of advanced technology it would take to get here....seems like they wouldn't have to get here to see us...

    And the amount of technology it would require to travel here...and some dude in Oklahoma can just spot one in his backyard.....I dunno...


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