From the Reds caravan...
Marty tries to escape math.
The Sox traded Bullfrog the only player they've got for Shottenhoffen. Four-eyes Shottenhoffen a utility infielder. They've got a whole team of utility infielders.
"Whats this about me always beating a dead horse?"
"Boys, I'm one of those umpires that misses 'em every once in a while so if it's close, you'd better hit it." Cal Hubbard
Broadcasters need Spring Training too. Here's Marty getting back into mid-season mode by riding a dead horse.
EDIT: George Anderson edged me at the wire.
A watched plot never thickens.
Great. Another "**** Marty and the horse he rode in on" thread.
Jeff, you call me "the cowboy" this year.
"Don't move, Marty. I'll be right back." - Mr. Brenneman 65 years ago
Originally Posted by dougdirtOriginally Posted by Sea RayOriginally Posted by RedTeamGo!
I'm riding off into the wild Blue Yonder, Hi ho Creeper away!!
And in other news, Marty Brennaman is back on his high horse....
"If this was a court of law, the cross examination would go after the credibility of the witness." Homer Bailey on Latos snarking on the team after his trade
Redszone's whipping boy.
Talent is God Given: be humble.
Fame is man given: be thankful.
Conceit is self given: be careful.
Wait your turn, kid. I'm a hall of famer.
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...and this one belongs on some meds!
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Marty is currently asking for the horse to be branded with "Baby On Board"
Hopefully taking up horseback riding teaches Marty that sometimes you need to walk before a run.
"I never argue with people who say baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn't. And that's what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
....."Look Ma, my feet STILL won't reach the ground!"
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