Sabermetrics is this: A batter's goal is to extend the inning. Extend enough innings and you're going to score runs. Extend more innings than your opponent and you're going to score more runs than him.
Forget the rain. It's never an official game until the Reds piss away a run between third base and home plate. - Bluegrass Redleg
Mike Carp, left fielder and first baseman, has asked to be traded.
"I am your child from the future. I'm sorry I didn't tell you this earlier." - Dylan Easton
Now that the non-waiver deadline has passed and we have a waiver deadline thread stickied, I think this one can safely be unstuck.