Two sad, possibly drunk guys just sort of lean on each other in the way that sad, possibly drunk guys tend to do when they start a fight that they don't necessarily want to finish, and the world cries out for a hero to stop this madness. In comes Superman, who defuses the situation, and pauses in front of the camera to hit us with a nice little catch phrase.
2nd attempt less dramatic
Rock on Raisor! Saving the world one drunk Redbird fan at a time!