Two large men in ill-fitting suits introduce tonight's contest. First, by commemorating a hero of this parish, Mr. Harmon, who becomes a nonagenarian today, and all the Rhineland salutes him.
Now Mr. Welsh and a braying jackass prepare to describe the contest.
David Bailey, native of the Mexican Cessation, to hurl for the Red Stockings. Mr. Garza for the Brewers.
1st Inning.
Mr. Hamilton, batting lefty, bunts out to third base.
Gotta say I like the Brew Crew's uniforms tonight. If I were their owner, that would become their permanent look.
Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet ya.
Mr. Frazier strikes a base hit to left-center field, just out of the reach of shortstop Segura.
Mr. Votto, formerly hailed as the finest batsman in the Union, is at bat. He lofts a fly ball to center field, where noted pettifogger and general bag of crap Mr. Gomez catches the ball and heaves it aimlessly back into the infield. Two away.
Kingspoint (06-13-2014),Roy Tucker (06-13-2014)
If Hamilton is going to bunt, he has to have more awareness of the infielders' positioning.
That wasn't a bad bunt, but the Brewers were right on it.
Eventually he has to figure out whether the bunt will work, not just proceed with it. Has to look over the defense.
Mr. Frazier moves to third because Mr. Garza had a gaseous outburst in his brain.
The Dutch really sunk the not-so-Invinicble Armada.Originally Posted by dsmith421
Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet ya.
Is Ryan Braun getting his Gold Syringe?
Kingspoint (06-13-2014),Larkin Fan (06-13-2014),redhawkfish (06-13-2014)
Mr. Phillips, currently dealing with ague and several other ailments, cues a safety into right field, scoring Frazier. 1-0 Red Stockings.
Kc61 (06-13-2014)
Yes. His second.
Chip R (06-13-2014)
BP comes through rispy....again.
Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand
Hoping to change my username to 75769024
It cracks me up when BP wipes his hands on the opposition's uniform.
Mr. Bruce, discovered by the Red Stockings toiling as a kangaroo wrangler in the Australian outback, runs the count full but is disposed of on strikes. 1-0 Reds.
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