Reds Sign Kevin Quackenbush

[50YrRedsFan]

And the dumpster diving has begun.

[schroomytunes]

he had success a few years back, regressed last year. This is a signing I don't mind as its a minor league contract not a MLB contract. I expect a few more like this before spring training.

[KronoRed]

This guy has to make the team just so we can hear the announcers say his name in various forms.

[JaxRed]

I remember an old pitcher saying, “I throw as hard as I ever did, but the ball doesn’t go as fast.” Maybe this is the opposite. He’s lost strength, and to get the ball to go as fast, he has to fling it without the extra strength to command it.

In other words, “uneasy gas.”

Had that the last time I ate at Taco Bell.

[RED VAN HOT]

I like this signing even better than I liked the one for Kirk Saarloos.

[cincinnati chili]

Had a fantasy team a few years ago called “Vottoerotic Quackenbush.” If the latter makes the Reds roster, I may have to reprise that.

[Crosley68]

Release the Quacken!

[NebraskaRed]

[bounty37h]

He should have played hockey, his signing with the mighty Ducks would have gotten more headlines.