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    The Simpsons

    While I haven't watched new episodes of the show in many years, it was such a formative part of my early life. Not a day goes by where I don't think or say out loud some quote from the show. I have a few favorites, and I was wondering what Simpsons quotes rattle around in everyone else's head.

    A couple quotes that I say/think way too often:

    Homer says: "To alcohol! The cause of...and solution to...all of life's problems" I usually substitute other things for "alcohol" like "marriage" or "the McRib"

    Homer's "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand" is something I often think while at work.

    What are yours?

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    When you have problems at work, you don’t strike. You just show up every day and do it really half assed.

    You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The moral of the story is, never try.

    When a woman says nothing’s wrong, it means everything is wrong. When a woman says everything is wrong, it means everything is wrong. When a woman says that’s not funny, you better not laugh your ass off.
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    I've read books about sparkling vampires who walk around in the daylight that were written better than a John Fay article.

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    Homer: "I am so smart, s-m-r-t. I mean s-m-a-r-t. I am so smart" That comes out at least once a week.
    Posting in the clutch since twenty ought two.

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    I regularly use the word "cromulent."
    The world is a messy place. People are inconsistent and complicated. Maybe we should see how different things could be if we gave grace and forgiveness to our fellow human beings when they fail to be perfect in our eyes. -- me

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    Re: The Simpsons

    "You don't win friends with salad."

    As a non meat eater I say this often when someone says... "You can bring a salad"

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    Re: The Simpsons

    "You don't win friends with salad"

    Singing the word "monoraaaaaaaiiiiilll" every time I'm in Las Vegas or Disney World

    "if a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about"
    “When I use a word,” Trumpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.” “The question is,” said Alice, “whether you can make words mean so many different things.” “The question is,” said Trumpty Dumpty, “which is to be master—that’s all.”

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    Re: The Simpsons

    These are the types of things stuck in my head regularly









    "Now I'll pull my arms out with my face" and Barney lighting up the cigarette both kill me
    “I don’t care,” Votto said of passing his friend and former teammate. “He’s in the past. Bye-bye, Jay.”

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    Re: The Simpsons

    this entire exchange is just a happy pill that I can take whenever I want to smile


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    Re: The Simpsons

    One of my favorites:

    Homer tells Smithers he's not coming in to work on Friday. Smithers tells him that if he doesn't come in on Friday to not bother coming in on Monday.

    Homer: "Woo hoo! Four day weekend!"

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    “oh no!! There’s a counterfeit jeans operation working out of my car hole!”
    I'm just going to go find a cash machine.

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    Two great lines here: Ned's "I got a Fozzy of a bear of a problem"

    And Homer's: "Gee, I'd really love to wanna help you"

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    "....and that's when the Chuds came at me."

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    Re: The Simpsons

    "Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos."
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    I was wrong
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    Chip is right

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    Re: The Simpsons

    "Disco Stu doesn't advertise."

    "Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart...I doooooooo!"
    "Hey, he's not happy at all! He lied to us through song! I hate when people do that!"

    "Look at all them hot pants!"
    "Hey! Who likes short shorts?"
    "WE LIKE SHORT SHORTS!"

    "Bonjourrrrrrr, ya cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys!"

    "Must kill Moe...WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
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    Re: The Simpsons

    "My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star"


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