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    "My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star"

    “I don’t care,” Votto said of passing his friend and former teammate. “He’s in the past. Bye-bye, Jay.”

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    "If I didn't have this gun, the King of England could just walk in here any time he wants and start shoving you around, you want that? Huh? Do you?"

    “And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week we’re just making God madder and madder.”

    "Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat. It also gives me the right, no, the duty to make a complete ass of myself."

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    Re: The Simpsons

    Bumping this thread because out of nowhere today, I thought about the episode where they move to Cypress Creek. Specifically, when the teacher in Bart's remedial class tells them to take out a "safety pencil and a circle of paper"

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    Re: The Simpsons

    A couple weeks ago we took a day trip to Myrtle from the beach we were staying at. There’s a 4d Simpson’s movie theater next to a real life Kwik E Mart.

    Bought a squishee for my son and a Duff energy drink for myself. They also had Lard-lad donuts, Buzz cola, heat lamp hot dogs, flaming Moe energy drinks, played different Simpsons music numbers, and had other merchandise.
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    I've read books about sparkling vampires who walk around in the daylight that were written better than a John Fay article.

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    Re: The Simpsons

    It is interesting to do the math on the Simpsons. If Bart is 10 that means he was born around 2009 and according to the original story line Homer knocked Marge up shortly after high school which led to their wedding; so that would make them 30 and born around 1990 and if Grandpa Simpson was 30 when he fathered Homer he would have been born around 1960 and in grade school during Vietnam much less a WW II vet as he is still shown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbroznan View Post
    It is interesting to do the math on the Simpsons. If Bart is 10 that means he was born around 2009 and according to the original story line Homer knocked Marge up shortly after high school which led to their wedding; so that would make them 30 and born around 1990 and if Grandpa Simpson was 30 when he fathered Homer he would have been born around 1960 and in grade school during Vietnam much less a WW II vet as he is still shown.
    Well, the show debuted in Dec. 1989. The 10 year-old Bart would have been born in 1979. No?

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    Dude. Bart was born in 1979. It was all in the first few seasons episodes of how Homer became a bowling Pin jockey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Cloninger View Post
    Dude. Bart was born in 1979. It was all in the first few seasons episodes of how Homer became a bowling Pin jockey.
    That would be true if the episodes were still taking place in 1990, however current episodes are in 2019.

    From Simpsons Wiki page https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Floating_Timeline

    Without Floating Timeline (1990)

    Homer Simpson - May 12, 1956
    Marge Simpson - October 1, 1956
    Bart Simpson - April 1, 1980
    Lisa Simpson - May 9, 1982
    Maggie Simpson - January 12, 1989
    Abraham Simpson - May 25, 1907
    Seymour Skinner - November 1, 1944
    Ned Flanders - 1939

    With Floating Timeline (2019)

    Homer Simpson - May 12, 1980
    Marge Simpson - October 1, 1982
    Bart Simpson - April 1, 2009
    Lisa Simpson - May 9, 2011
    Maggie Simpson - January 12, 2018
    Abraham Simpson - May 25, 1936
    Seymour Skinner - November 1, 1973
    Ned Flanders - 1959

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    Re: The Simpsons

    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Cloninger View Post
    Dude. Bart was born in 1979. It was all in the first few seasons episodes of how Homer became a bowling Pin jockey.
    Well, that's good to know, dude.


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