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    Originally posted by Raisor
    Well, I AM hypoglycemic.

    hmmmmmm..

    Actually, Amanda and I have decided to date for awhile and just see what happens.

    FINALLY!!!!!!

    The voice of reason!!!!

    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
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    Originally posted by Yachtzee
    Think "Adam Dunn", not "Juan Castro".
    And don't pull a Steve Garvey, use protection.

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    Originally posted by Raisor
    Actually, Amanda and I have decided to date for awhile and just see what happens.
    WOOOHOOO! Hooray for the right choice!
    Of course we'll need complete date rundowns
    Last edited by KronoRed; 01-07-2004 at 01:48 AM.
    Go Gators!

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    Raisor I always thought you'd make the smart choice. I imagine all of RedsZone is proud of you.
    We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
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    Originally posted by Raisor
    Actually, Amanda and I have decided to date for awhile and just see what happens.
    Good for you, Phil! Now don't just look at Amanda as a consolation prize or someone you can blow off if Katie decides she wants you. But if there aren't any sparks between you and Amanda, all bets are off.

    You all know, though, if Phil "settles down" we're going to have to get our entertainment fix elsewhere.
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    Pre-tty, pre-tty good!! MWM's Avatar
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    Great choice Raisor. The only problem is I'm bored now. What's in it for us? :evilgrin:
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    Originally posted by Chip R

    You all know, though, if Phil "settles down" we're going to have to get our entertainment fix elsewhere.
    Where's the Chip thread?
    "I've never understood the term "women and children" as if their lives are somewhat more important than men."

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    Originally posted by Chip R

    You all know, though, if Phil "settles down" we're going to have to get our entertainment fix elsewhere.

    Considering how neurotic I am, I don't think ya'll will find there's a lack of entertainment.

    :evilgrin:


    Amanda told Katie and Kristen last night. Kristen LITERALLY fell on the floor in shock .

    She didn't say how Katie took it.

    I told a couple other people last night, and they ALL had expected it. For a year now. They asked what took so long.

    Who knew?
    "But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."

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    Why do I feel this is starting to pan out as that 19th century Rostand drama "Cyrano De Bergerac"?

    The girls obvioulsy represent the beautiful, yet unattainable Roxane.

    Phil is Christian, the tongue-tied sabermetrics fool who thinks a date is something that grows on trees. So he gets the aid of...


    Cyrano (Redszone), who are hiding in the shadows prompting Christian with love poems and speeches, to win the heart of Roxane (and might I add it's getting awfully crowded here in the shaodows).

    'Tis enormous! Old Flathead, empty-headed meddler, know
    That I am proud possessing such appendice.
    'Tis well known, a big nose is indicative
    Of a soul affable, and kind, and courteous,
    Liberal, brave, just like myself, and such
    As you can never dare to dream yourself,
    Rascal contemptible! For that witless face
    That my hand soon will come to cuff--is all As empty. . .


    We then switch to the final scene with Phil (Reggie Hammond in 48 hours) in prison singing..... "ROANNNNNNE! PUT OUT THE RED LIGHT!!"
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Is there a picture forethecoming of Amanda or did I miss a chapter....

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    I still think this has major entertainment value.

    We just need Phil to post his OPS after every date.

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    Originally posted by TeamCasey
    Where's the Chip thread?
    http://www.redszone.com/forums/showt...threadid=18961
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    Originally posted by GoReds
    Is there a picture forethecoming of Amanda or did I miss a chapter....
    Sorry GR, you'll just have to wait until the season ends and it comes out on DVD!
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    I'm so disappointed.

    Not in Phil, but in the rest of you.

    Doesn't anyone watch the Simpsons? Didn't anyone ever make a prank phone call?

    Two full pages of Phil talking about Amanda, and no one has come up with a witty question or comment about her whether her last name is something like, oh, I don't know, Hugandkiss.

    That's sad, people. I can only hope that if someone starts talking about someone named I.P., you do a lot better.

    And Phil - good for you.

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    Originally posted by 15fan
    I'm so disappointed.

    Not in Phil, but in the rest of you.

    Doesn't anyone watch the Simpsons? Didn't anyone ever make a prank phone call?

    Two full pages of Phil talking about Amanda, and no one has come up with a witty question or comment about her whether her last name is something like, oh, I don't know, Hugandkiss.
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