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    Originally posted by Raisor

    The whole situation would be a lot easier if there was anyone else around that I was remotely attracted to.
    And there lies the vicious cycle. You're not ALLOWING yourself to find someone else.
    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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    Hey- it's alot harder for someone to walk all over you if you aren't laying down.

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    Phil -

    I'm about as dense as it gets when it comes to understanding the fairer gender.

    But since I checked out for the holidays, you have proceeded to give her $50 towards a week in Vegas with an ex-boyfriend while you stayed behind to watch her cat and play around on the computer in her empty apartment.

    That's just plain spooky.

    Unless this chick is making it well worth your while (and by that, I do mean in the :evilgrin: sense), you need to quit this one cold turkey and move on.

    She's playing you like the Roadrunner plays Wile E. Coyote.

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    Raisor,
    I had an idea last night on my drive home from work, and I think you should try it.

    When she calls to make sure that you are going to be there to pick her up from the airport, tell her you can't make it. Tell her to take a cab and offer to pay for it for the inconvenience. When she gets home, you should be there on HER couch...naked with only her cat in your lap (I hope it's de-clawed). Let the evening go where it may from there....
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
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    Your Mom is happy.

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    Unexpected nakedness works. My theory is that it makes the other person feel awkward for having clothes on.

    Not that I've ever tried it. :evilgrin:
    We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
    --Oscar Wilde

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    Originally posted by Redsfaithful
    Unexpected nakedness works. My theory is that it makes the other person feel awkward for having clothes on.
    You know what Redsfaithful, that is SO true. The person with their clothes on ends up being the one that feels stupid. It does work. Especially if you have some cool prop to go with it, like the cat on your lap, or a cowboy hat with a feather in it, something along those lines....
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
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    Your Mom is happy.

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    If this happens, can you set up a webcam that we can get access? Or would that be too American Pie?

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    I forgot to mention that it is imperative that the cat be just that, a mature full grown adult cat, and not a 6 week old kitten. Not only would that be potentially uncomfortable for you, Raisor, but ole' "Give 'em Hell Texas" might not like it as much either. :evilgrin:

    As for the webcam, I think I'll take a pass on that. I'd rather just read Raisor's description of what went down.
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
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    Your Mom is happy.

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    The good, the bad, and the ugly from last night's New Years party.

    The Good

    1. Katie wants to go away for our birthdays (which are about a week apart). Not sure where yet, or if I'll consent to go, but still...

    2. New pics will be up sometime this week.

    The Bad

    1. Skippy is back in the picture, though I think I got as much sugar from her last night as he did.

    The Ugly

    Where's that hangover thread I posted a few weeks ago?

    "But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."

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    This is better then anything on afternoon tv
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    This is better then anything on afternoon tv
    That's the truth! I hope the Mods archive this thread - lots of "interesting" revelations from the other side...:evilgrin:
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    Originally posted by KronoRed
    This is better then anything on afternoon tv

    I should probably get a blog or something, but this is more fun.


    Oh, and I did drop her off at the airport this morning, but only because it was on my way home.
    "But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."

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    Hey Phil, doesn't that mean that Skippy got as much sugar as you. And you seem to be OK that she's giving out sugar like free samples at the grocery store.

    BTW Phil - SKIPPY? Is that his real name? Is her real name Malorie?
    Grape works as a soda. Sort of as a gum. I wonder why it doesn't work as a pie. Grape pie? There's no grape pie. - Larry David

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    Originally posted by MWM
    Hey Phil, doesn't that mean that Skippy got as much sugar as you. And you seem to be OK that she's giving out sugar like free samples at the grocery store.



    mmmmmm..sugar



    BTW Phil - SKIPPY? Is that his real name? Is her real name Malorie?
    mmmmmmm..Justine Bateman.
    "But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."


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