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    Originally posted by Red Leader
    I forgot to mention that it is imperative that the cat be just that, a mature full grown adult cat, and not a 6 week old kitten. Not only would that be potentially uncomfortable for you, Raisor, but ole' "Give 'em Hell Texas" might not like it as much either. :evilgrin:

    As for the webcam, I think I'll take a pass on that. I'd rather just read Raisor's description of what went down.
    You know if she walked in her apartment with him laying nekkid on her couch with the cat on his lap, she may just wonder what in the blankety blank he was DOING to her cat!
    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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    Originally posted by CougarQuest
    You know if she walked in her apartment with him laying nekkid on her couch with the cat on his lap, she may just wonder what in the blankety blank he was DOING to her cat!
    Gus Gusterson (Katie's cat) has claws, so I'm not doing that for sure!
    "But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."

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    The question Phil is how many bases did you acquire and how many outs did you make?
    Grape works as a soda. Sort of as a gum. I wonder why it doesn't work as a pie. Grape pie? There's no grape pie. - Larry David

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    Originally posted by MWM
    The question Phil is how many bases did you acquire and how many outs did you make?
    Actually, Katie made it to second base, but I shan't elaborate!

    I tried a drag bunt, reached on an error, and got thrown out trying to steal second.
    "But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."

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    Since she's fond of the Lone Star state, maybe you should be happy with a few "Texas Leaguers" before going for the fences.
    Talent is God Given: be humble.
    Fame is man given: be thankful.
    Conceit is self given: be careful.

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    Grape works as a soda. Sort of as a gum. I wonder why it doesn't work as a pie. Grape pie? There's no grape pie. - Larry David

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    I'm trying to teach her the SABR approach so she'll take more balls.

    (I'm going to hell for that one).
    "But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."

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    Originally posted by Raisor
    I'm going to be taking care of Katie, and another friend's, cats for a week.
    Why did that movie "Meet The Parents" just pop into my head?

    "You a cat lover Fokker?"

    I guess this thread is the closest I'll ever get to reality TV.
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Originally posted by Raisor
    I'm trying to teach her the SABR approach so she'll take more balls.

    (I'm going to hell for that one).
    And remember..."strikeouts don't mean anything" :evilgrin:
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Originally posted by GAC
    I guess this thread is the closest I'll ever get to reality TV.

    I'm hoping a casting director reads this thing and I get to bring this thread to Fox or UPN or something.
    "But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."

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    I know a girl (25 yrs old) in Atlanta who has been the welcome mat in the last three relationships she's had, and she is much hotter looking than Katie ... just thinking outloud
    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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    Originally posted by CougarQuest
    I know a girl (25 yrs old) in Atlanta who has been the welcome mat in the last three relationships she's had, and she is much hotter looking than Katie ... just thinking outloud

    Don't let her read this thread!
    "But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."

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    Originally posted by Raisor
    I'm hoping a casting director reads this thing and I get to bring this thread to Fox or UPN or something.
    Ahhhh...and who plays the parts of Phil and Katie?
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Originally posted by GAC
    Ahhhh...and who plays the parts of Phil and Katie?
    If this is a Reality series who do you think?




    Naked Fat Guy from Survivor (Richard Hatch) of course!
    "But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."

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    I'm sorry... my mind was more on a fantasy league. :evilgrin:
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations


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