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Last edited by GAC; 01-03-2004 at 04:29 PM.
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
Are we thinking of that same Seinfeld episode where Jerry had the problems with the two girls, and George suggested a three-way (and I'm not talking Skyline)?Originally posted by MWM
Phil, Phil, Phil...........
You're thinking with the wrong head!!!!!!!!!!!
You're going to need Constanza to get you out of this one.
Jerry.... "BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE AN ORGY GUY! I'll have to change the way I dress, redecorate the apartment, put in some strobe lights. Naw! Too much work."
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
Now just insert "best friend" in place of roommate and you have the same situation.JERRY: So the roommate laughed at everything I said.
GEORGE: Wow.
JERRY: It was a great sounding laugh too, kind of lilting and feminine--none of
those big coarse "ha's." You know those?
GEORGE: Oh yeah: HA-A-A, HA-A-A.
JERRY: Yeah.
GEORGE: Hate the big coarse "ha." Hate those.
JERRY: And the worst part of course is that she also possessed many of the
other qualities prized by the Superficial Man.
GEORGE: I see.
JERRY: So as you can see, I've got a bit of a problem here.
GEORGE: Well, if I hear you correctly--and I think that I do--my advice to you
is to finish your meal, pay your check, leave here, and never mention
this to anyone again.
JERRY: Can't be done, huh?
GEORGE: The Switch?
JERRY: "The Switch."
GEORGE: Can't be done.
JERRY: I wonder.
GEORGE: Do you realize in the entire history of western civilization no one has
successfully accomplished the Roommate Switch? In the Middle Ages you
could get locked up for even suggesting it!
JERRY: They didn't have roommates in the Middle Ages.
GEORGE: Well, I'm sure at some point between the years 800 and
1200--somewhere--there were two women living together.
JERRY: The point is I intend to undertake this. And I'll do it with or without
you. So if you're scared, if you haven't got the stomach for this, let's
get it out right now! And I'll go on my own. If not, you can get on
board and we can get to work! Now what's it going to be?
GEORGE: All right, dammit, I'm in.
JERRY: I couldn't do it without you.
GEORGE: All right. Let's get to work.
Anyone remember Goerge's solution?
:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
Last edited by MWM; 01-03-2004 at 04:25 PM.
Grape works as a soda. Sort of as a gum. I wonder why it doesn't work as a pie. Grape pie? There's no grape pie. - Larry David
Wasn't that the three way?Originally posted by MWM
Now just insert "best friend" in place of roommate and you have the same situation.
Anyone remember Goerge's solution?
:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
What do you call that? mena "something"
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
Originally posted by GAC
Wasn't that the three way?
What do you call that? mena "something"
If I recall correctly, they were "in to it".
So, now I got THAT going for me :hat:
Well, since you asked, here it is:GEORGE: All right. Let's go over it again, one more time.
JERRY: All right. So I tell Sandy that I want to have a ménage à trois with her
and her roommate.
GEORGE: That's right.
JERRY: And you believe this course of action will have a two-pronged effect.
Firstly, the very mention of the idea will cause Sandy to recoil in
disgust, whereupon she will insist that I remove myself from the
premises.
GEORGE: Keep going.
JERRY: At this point, it is inevitable that she will seek out the roommate to
apprise her of this abhorrent turn of events.
GEORGE: Continue.
JERRY: The roommate will then offer her friend the requisite sympathy even as
part of her cannot help but feel somewhat flattered by her inclusion in
the unusual request.
{George takes over.}
GEORGE: A few days go by and a call is placed at a time when Sandy is known to
be busy at work. Once the initial awkwardness is relieved with a little
playful humor, which she [Laura] of course cannot resist, an invitation
to a friendly dinner is proffered.
JERRY: Huh. Well, it all sounds pretty good. There's only one flaw in it:
They're roommates. She'd have to go out with me behind Sandy's back.
She's not gonna do that.
{Another pregnant pause. George?}
GEORGE: You disappoint me, my friend. Sandy wants nothing to do with you. She
tells Laura, "If you want to waste your time with that pervert, that's
your problem."
{Final pause. Jerry?}
JERRY: It's a perfect plan. So inspired. So devious. Yet so simple.
GEORGE: {George, finger in the peanut butter jar}: This is what I do.
Grape works as a soda. Sort of as a gum. I wonder why it doesn't work as a pie. Grape pie? There's no grape pie. - Larry David
Raisor ...... did you ever consider that you may be Amanda's Katie? Something to ponder.
If you add one more girl in here, I'm calling out the rule of three and sending you some super glue.
"Whatever you choose, however many roads you travel, I hope that you choose not to be a lady. I hope you will find some way to break the rules and make a little trouble out there. And I also hope that you will choose to make some of that trouble on behalf of women." - Nora Ephron
This doesn't look like Phil though
Last edited by GAC; 01-03-2004 at 05:05 PM.
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
Originally posted by TeamCasey
Raisor ...... did you ever consider that you may be Amanda's Katie? Something to ponder.
Well, until yesterday, she had been after this other dude we know (though he and I have lots in common. Amanda likes nerds)
If you add one more girl in here, I'm calling out the rule of three and sending you some super glue.
Well, there IS Ashleigh out there.
:evilgrin:
Alright, I just got off the phone with my agent, and NBC and CBS are in competition for our daytime drama.
We start shooting the pilot next month, and we need a title. So far, the working titles are:
All my Philness
The not so bold, and the beautiful
As the Phil turns
Days of our Phil
Also, we're having a casting call, so I'd like some suggestions for who gets to play the major parts. As is customary, CQ and I will be holding "special" casting "appointments" with all the hot female leads out there.
:smokin:
We'll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective ~ Kurt Vonnegut
Now folks, there is a true friend!!! He included me without even consulting me!
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
inside joke: We always referred to it as "The Manager of Detroit" ... as in ...Originally posted by GAC
Wasn't that the three way?
What do you call that? mena "something"
"wonder if those 2 gals are Tiger fans, I'd love to introduce them to Alan Trammel".
Thats about 2/3 of what I learned in college.
GL
I thought you guys might be interested in the new picture Phil sent me that he referred to above:
http://www.redszone.com/forums/showt...711#post262711
The plot thickens...
We'll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective ~ Kurt Vonnegut
So Phil is really Charlie... and those are his angels.Originally posted by Boss-Hog
I thought you guys might be interested in the new picture Phil sent me that he referred to above:
http://www.redszone.com/forums/showt...711#post262711
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
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