**warning: attempted threadjacking**
well i have a crush on this girl i met on a cruise 2 weeks ago... we hung out for like 10 days and we went our seperate ways(me in Indiana, her in NYC)... i cant get her out of my head and its driving me nuts
i need some serious help here.... i really havent felt like this since i was well i dont even remember....
this feeling has to end sometime right?
RIGHT?
ahhhhh
**end of hijacking**
Last edited by ramp101; 01-12-2004 at 09:05 PM.
Originally posted by ramp101
i need some serious help here.... i really havent felt like this since i was well i dont even remember....
this feeling has to end sometime right?
RIGHT?
ahhhhh
All right... fresh meat!!!!
We'll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective ~ Kurt Vonnegut
thanks rfs
MetroPhilOriginally posted by creek14
To be trendy shouldn't that be Phil Phix?
OK, Ramp.
We're gonna' need some more details before we can formulate an effective strategy for you.
And don't be afraid to elaborate, Raisor is holding out all of the juicy details on us, and you've got a whole network of advisors here just chompin' at the bit.
BTW, does anyone think we should start another thread for Ramp? This one is a classic, destined for the archives, just with Phil's saga.
:hat:
We'll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective ~ Kurt Vonnegut
*starts new thread*
To Phil and ramp....
What is it with you young people today that when you want advice about women you come to those "older" men, who have since, had the life sucked out of them, and are now a mere shell of their former selves, thanks to a "good woman"?
Look what happened to such noble men as Ralph Kramden, Fred Flintstone, Homer Simpson, and George Jetson!
Do you wanna end up on that treadmill alone walking the dog?
In order to be true to the "spirit" of all married men everwhere, I can only offer you one sound piece of advice...
RUN!
Run like Marcus Allen being chased by a 1,000 Ray Lewis'
Run like Forrest Gump kicking off those leg shackles while being chased by the neighborhod bullies!
Run like Mexican water through a first-time tourist!
It's a sham! Nothing good can come from this!
You're being toyed with like a poddle in the jaws of an alligator... soon to be dragged back into that murky swamp of no return, only to be found later digesting in the belly of the beast!
It's premeditated. Soon to end up in a drive-by marriage!
She'll have you shaking like a frenchman in a thunderstorm.
I know you're entranced now; but soon it'll be like sleeping in a bunk-bed under Oprah !
It's like being eternally stuck in baseball's off-season.
You'll end up babbling like I am now!
Is this what you want, all for the sake of a pair?
[we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming]
:evilgrin:
Last edited by GAC; 01-13-2004 at 07:55 AM.
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
GAC forgot his medication this morning
Go Gators!
Originally posted by KronoRed
GAC forgot his medication this morning
And that's different, how?
:smokin:
We'll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective ~ Kurt Vonnegut
It was a classic babble though.Originally posted by GAC
To Phil and ramp....
You'll end up babbling like I am now!
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How could you forget Al Bundy?!Originally posted by GAC
Look what happened to such noble men as Ralph Kramden, Fred Flintstone, Homer Simpson, and George Jetson!
Originally Posted by Raisor
who do you think was talking? :evilgrin:Originally posted by Chip R
How could you forget Al Bundy?!
Oh. life is good! But not for me ...
I'm jealous of every man not married to you.
Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me.
I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare.
Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.
Love is not only blind but stupid.
Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al.
Al : I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word.
Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al
Al : Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al
Al : Peggy, it hurts my stomach.
If you want to have sex, the kids will have to leave. If you want it to be good, then you will have to leave.
Groucho (courting a rich widow)... "Marry me and I'll take you away from all of this. Ah yes, I can see you now in the kitchen bending over a hot stove. But I can't see the stove."
Last edited by GAC; 01-13-2004 at 04:50 PM.
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
Well Gac they have to learn and pay their dues, so the divorce settlement won't be so shocking when they are left wearing just their baseball caps and are homeless.Originally posted by GAC
To Phil and ramp....
You're being toyed with like a poddle in the jaws of an alligator...
Ah, a little bit of worry to pass on to everyone.
I'm bringing Amanda home to meet my folks this weekend.
Heaven help us all.
:hat:
Awww
Go Gators!
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