after all, what is sainthood? at least 4 miracles?

miracle 1: wins pour out of waiver claim Schourek like water from the rock struck by the (head of the) staff?

miracle 2: Jeff Brantley, once blind to the strike zone, now he could see?

miracle 3: Jeff Shaw, once water, now wine?

miracle 4: Jimmy Haynes' win total miraculously multiplies, like loaves and fish, to feed the hungry masses?