Steel waxin poetic'. mighty fine stuff there
Steel waxin poetic'. mighty fine stuff there
Steel is a genius :MandJ:
Go Gators!
I Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)
not sure what song but I know what movie! :mhcky21:
How about "I wanna New Drug"
The futures so bright, I gotta wear shades?
/ducks
How about Crazy from good old Patsy Cline?
GL
Lucy Got Lucky
How about Tomorrow. I know it's a day late and we got a win last night, but hopefully, the Sun will come out tomorrow.
Payflex
With apologies to Duran Duran
You gone too far this time
Cause you just called up Joe Valentine
I tell you somebody’s fooling around -
With the Reds’ record on the danger line
Maybe we’ll make that trade if we find it
Or cut some salary on-demand, oh..
High time is no time for deciding
The pitching might need a helping hand, oh..
So why don’t you use it?
Try not to bruise it
Buy arms to lose it
(chorus)
The payflex is Jason Romano, flailing in the park
The payflex is in charge of finding Todd Jones treasure in the dark
Hoping that Van Poppel saves us, isn’t that bizarre?
Every little thing the payflex does leaves you answered with a
Question mark
We’re on a ride and I want to get off
But they keep claiming they’re down and out
They sold the Reitsma and the batting cage net
Is Bowden happy now that he got out?
(chorus) (chorus)
The payflex teases Dan O’Brien, waits for phone calls in the dark
The payflex searches the waiver wire, claims cheap players on a lark
Thinking Brian Reith will hold them, isn’t that bizarre?
Every little thing the payflex does leaves you answered with a
Question mark
(chorus) (chorus)
The payflex is Jason Romano, flailing in the park
The payflex is in charge of finding Todd Jones treasure in the dark
Hoping that Van Poppel saves us, isn’t that bizarre?
Every little thing the payflex does leaves you answered with a
Question mark
Oh, the payflex what a game he’s holding all the cards
The payflex squeezes every dollar even with a new ball yard
Feeling that Phil Norton’s useful, isn’t that bizarre?
Every little thing the payflex does leaves you answered with a
Question mark
"The problem with strikeouts isn't that they hurt your team, it's that they hurt your feelings..." --Rob Neyer
"The single most important thing for a hitter is to get a good pitch to hit. A good hitter can hit a pitch that’s over the plate three times better than a great hitter with a ball in a tough spot.”
--Ted Williams
Let's not forget the Jim Bowden scrap-heap reclamation project theme song:
Digging Up Bones
"Back in the Saddle Again" -Aerosmith
Roller Coaster -- Red Hot Chili's...
OH NO tears are falling....KISS
He's a darn incredibly good parody song writer, that is what he is. I don't think anyone is qualified to call someone a genius, thoughOriginally Posted by KronoRed
Ok not a genius
Another nice one Steel
Go Gators!
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