I guess this is as good a place for this an any.
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light
bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?
School's out. What did you expect?
On the lighter side...
Before his infamous War with Iraq, Bush asked his stylist Dickey C, "How long will this take, how much will it cost, and how good will this look?"
Dickey C replied just ten days, cost $40 billion, and look marvelous. 27 months later, Bush looked into the mirror in horror and Dickey C handed him a bill for $400 billion.
Bush gasped, "You're taking too long, it doesn't look that great, and it is costing us ten times more than you said!"
Dickey C replied, "Yeah but I have stock in Halliburton."
School's out. What did you expect?
Good stuff, pedro. I "kind of" knew the mention of Chappaquiddick (although I don't think I mentioned any names) might get a response! Some of the RZ members have made it clear that I mention it from time to time. It has been awhile... you must admit. It is nice to know, every once in a while, that you are not on everyone's ignore list.
Don't want you to end up like George and Jerry's old gym coach on Seinfeld (if you've ever seen that episode)Originally Posted by RedFanAlways1966
Good stuff, pedro. I "kind of" knew the mention of Chappaquiddick (although I don't think I mentioned any names) might get a response! Some of the RZ members have made it clear that I mention it from time to time. It has been awhile... you must admit. It is nice to know, every once in a while, that you are not on everyone's ignore list.
School's out. What did you expect?
Oh yeah... didn't he also have brown teeth? No worry.. I am only a pot stirrer at times!
I guess I can joke around too.
The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had.
He goes up to the girl and says, "Little girl, I think that it's wonderful that you're doing such a good thing."
The little girl says, "Thank you, Mr. Clinton. Would you like a puppy? They're Democrats."
Bill declines and jogs onward. The next day Billy jogs past the same girl and decides to talk to her again. "You know what, little girl? I think I'll take one of those puppies after all, seeing as how they're Democrats."
The girl says, "I'm sorry Mr. Clinton, but they're not Democrats any more. They're Republican now."
Bill says, "They are? How do you know? As a matter of fact, how did you know that they were Democrats at first to begin with?"
She says, "Well, just after they were born they were Democrats, but now their eyes are open."
I get my haircuts for free. We have a Flobee!
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
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