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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    This Is The Last Post!!

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Larkin Fan
    This Is The Last Post!!
    O.K.
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Whatever
    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
    ~ Mark Twain

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Average Weight of Human Head

    "An adult human cadaver head cut off around vertebra C3, with no hair, weighs somewhere between 4.5 and 5 kg, constituting around 8% of the whole body mass."
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot
    house* 4 inches deep.
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller
    blades, they can ignite.
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    A 3 year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
    enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman
    cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread
    paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Leader
    If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller
    blades, they can ignite.

    Wow, I didn't know that.
    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When
    using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times
    before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    The glass in windows (even double pane) does not stop a baseball hit
    by a ceiling fan.
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too
    late.
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

    Had enough yet???
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5 minute response time
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Cats throw up at least twice their body weight a year.
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
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