Be the last person to post on this thread

[Red Leader]

*DING*

False

Thanks for the correction.

[Eric_Davis]

I am "The Last Person" to post on this thread.

(note to admins: Now you can delete this user from REDSZONE. I couldn't resist)

[Red Leader]

I am "The Last Person" to post on this forum.

Wow. Good one, jmcclain19.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike
factory workers in Malaysia combined.

[Eric_Davis]

It was me. I couldn't resist.

[Red Leader]

It was me. I couldn't resist.

Actually, I had it narrowed down to you or jmcclain19. As usual, I picked the wrong one :MandJ:

[Red Leader]

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

[Red Leader]

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

[Eric_Davis]

"In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get - The Future!" -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 5/21/89

[Eric_Davis]

"You all look like happy campers to me. Happy campers you are, happy campers you have been, and, as far as I am concerned, happy campers you will always be." -- Vice President Dan Quayle in speech to American Somoans where he pronounced the capital city as "Pogo Pogo"

[jmcclain19]

Thanks for the correction.

I just wanted to go *DING*

[Eric_Davis]

Homer vs. Homer
So who's wiser? Homer the Greek poet and philosopher, writer of "The Odyssey," which spawned the movie "Troy," or that other Homer. You decide.

Homer the Greek poet:
It is the bold man who every time does his best.

Homer Simpson:
Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.



Homer the Greek poet:
Nothing in the world is so incontinent as a man's accursed appetite.

Homer Simpson:
Ahh, beer... I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.



Homer the Greek poet:
A multitude of rulers is not a good thing. Let there be one ruler, one king.

Homer Simpson:
I'd blow smoke in the president's stupid monkey face and he'd just have to sit there groooovin' on it!



Homer the Greek poet:
How mortals take the Gods to task! Yet their afflictions come from us.

Homer Simpson:
I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!



Homer the Greek poet:
The man who acts the least, disrupts the most.

Homer Simpson:
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.



Homer the Greek poet:
I detest he who hides one thing in his heart and means another.

Homer Simpson:
But Marge, it takes two people to lie: one to lie and one to listen.



Homer the Greek poet:
Never, never was a wicked man wise.

Homer Simpson:
So I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end.



Homer the Greek poet:
The fates have given mankind a patient soul.

Homer Simpson:
If they can send a man to the moon, why can't they make my shoes smell good?



Homer the Greek poet:
The charity that is a trifle to us can be precious to others.

Homer Simpson:
You gave both dogs away? You know how I feel about giving!

[Reds/Flyers Fan]

Two men walked into a bar...the third man ducked.

[Red Leader]

Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked
out of it by her doctor.

[RFS62]

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

[KronoRed]

Because DUH he's a coyote!

What's the deal with Pluto and Goofy? one talks but there BOTH dogs!!