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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    I don't think punch to the gut even beats rock

    I mean paper "covers" rock, scissors "cuts" paper, rock "smashes" scissors, water balloon gets all (rock, paper and scissors) "wet"

    Punch to the gut doesn't hurt rock, it hurts the gut, thereby leaving rock free, and rock would win
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    The Forum was first covered with a pebble pavement about 575 BC and its draining dates to the period of Etruscan kings.

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetstop
    Whoa! Hold the phone.....meaningless, excuse me.....words, films, and music are a wonderful part of my life. These threads are a fun way to play w/ them all....just as this whole site is a fun way to play with another possibly meaningless interest...baseball...which brought everyone here together.

    Life is too short to take so seriously...

    You are so correct!

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Or as an 85-year old said to George Castanza, "Life's too short to waste it on you".

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Quote Originally Posted by KronoRed
    I had a nightmare where an alligator was talking to me about insurance
    I dreamed last night that I had been erroneously listed in a newspaper article as a recruiting target of the football Buckeyes. The fact that I am more than twice as old as the other recruits mentioned in the article and never played football didn't seem to dissuade any of the people who wanted an explanation!

    I woke up thinking "But I MUST have used up my college eligibility!" :screwy:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unassisted
    I dreamed last night that I had been erroneously listed in a newspaper article as a recruiting target of the football Buckeyes. The fact that I am more than twice as old as the other recruits mentioned in the article and never played football didn't seem to dissuade any of the people who wanted an explanation!

    I woke up thinking "But I MUST have used up my college eligibility!" :screwy:

    In high school before baseball season started we had a thing called "Hell week". It was basically practice and then after practice you'd jog for 1/2 hour, do sprints for a 1/2 hour and then jog another 1/2 hour. To this day, I still have dreams that it is the morning before hell week and I wake up and think, am I ready for this? :screwy:
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetstop
    What Ronald Colman movie are you talking about? I missed the earlier comment.
    A Tale of Two Cities

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Borkowski
    You are so correct!

    Thank you very much! (and for A Tale of Two Cities also...I haven't seen that either, though I love Ronald Colman.)

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Ok, how bout punch to the gut and knee to the groin..would that beat rock?
    Go Gators!

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Quote Originally Posted by KronoRed
    Ok, how bout punch to the gut and knee to the groin..would that beat rock?
    No, still the other person would have a sore groin and a sore gut (assuming you have the power to hurt someone with your girly punch :mhcky21: ) but the rock would still be free to whoop butt.

    Now, nuclear explosion, thats a powerful one - only roach beats that.
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    July 15th 1980 Johnny Bench hits his 314th home run as a catcher.
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    To think that someone once quoted message board posters are very much like the cast of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. They must have read this thread.
    Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand

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    This is like wandering around and mingling at a party with all of the simultaneous conversations in this thread. Who knew that trying to be last could be so much fun? :GAC:

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    Quote Originally Posted by VR
    To think that someone once quoted message board posters are very much like the cast of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. They must have read this thread.
    Are the lunatics running the asylum?
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Yes we are.

    Roach beats rock? what's roach?
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