I'm eating homemade apple pie!!!
I'm eating homemade apple pie!!!
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Very busy in here tonight. I have successfully picked up the kids and opened a beer.
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
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I can't believe my wife is worried that we won't be able to function without her presence at home.
I didn't realize kids liked the taste of beer. Interesting.
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
The Amazing Race is on tonight at 9pm EST / 6pm on the left coast, I believe.
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
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I asked my son if he asked his "buddy" from school if he'd want to go to Arenacross with us this weekend when I take him for his birthday. His reply: "I asked, but I don't think she likes dirt bikes."
Woooah. Wasn't ready for that one. Kid's in kindergarten and already taking after Dad.
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
I'd imagine there will be more activity later after everyone gets their fair share of drinks in them that became mandatory with today's redszone activity.
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
I know Roy will appreciate this. While my wife is away this week, I get to park in the garage. That's right, the garage, meaning that I don't have to wake up 20-30 minutes early to scrape off the car and start it to make sure it is warm when I take the kids in the morning.
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
The reason I don't normally park in the garage is because my wife is a pharmaceutical sales rep. She gets boxes upon boxes of crap from her company daily. Her company doesn't pay for a storage space, so therefore, it has to be put in our garage. Since I am a nice guy, I let her have the remaining parking spot in the garage.
I told her next year, starting in October, I will pay for a storage space for her stuff, because I will be parking in the garage.
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
Her response? Get a new house with more storage space and you won't have to pay for the storage place.
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
I am in the zone.....
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
gO rEDz
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
no mas zone for you amigo
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Dang, its paint.Originally Posted by paintmered
paint, I'll race you to the next x00 post mark....
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
go!
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
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hahahaha, I win....9500 posts
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
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