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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Nah, that's a race I'm not going to win.
    What if this wasn't a rhetorical question?

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    And sure enough, I didn't win it.

    Good thing I didn't stake my dignity on it.
    What if this wasn't a rhetorical question?

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Quote Originally Posted by paintmered
    Nah, that's a race I'm not going to win.
    2 more to go, paint. You can do it!

    How was your day, did you see creek?
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    She emailed me today. Didn't get to see her - spent much of the day out of the office.
    What if this wasn't a rhetorical question?

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Quote Originally Posted by paintmered
    She emailed me today. Didn't get to see her - spent much of the day out of the office.

    Make this one count, paint. This is it....post# 1000!

    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Hey kids,

    Haven't really stopped by recently. Just wanted to say "yo".
    "But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    1,000!!!!


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    how was that?
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Raisor
    Hey kids,

    Haven't really stopped by recently. Just wanted to say "yo".

    What up, yo?
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Quote Originally Posted by paintmered
    how was that?

    Great, how's it feel to join the 1K club with pretty much....everyone. :MandJ:
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    If she's in tomorrow, I'll try to stop down there and see her new birthday present. If she treats it like she treats the rest of her adam-shrine, I'll only be there a few minutes
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Whadya say about making a run at Krono tonight?
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Leader
    Great, how's it feel to join the 1K club with pretty much....everyone. :MandJ:

    I'd like to thank the academy, my parents and most importantly, myself. I couldn't have done it without me.
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what
    sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
    Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
    Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why?

    ************************************************** ********

    Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What is the nature of your emergency?
    Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an
    eleven on it.
    Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
    Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
    Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same
    thing.
    Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.


    ************************************************** *********

    Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What's the nature of your emergency?
    Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes
    apart.
    Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
    Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband

    ************************************************** *********

    And the winner is..........
    Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
    Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
    D*mn...I think I'm going to pass out.
    Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
    Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. D*mn......
    Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
    Caller: No
    Dispatcher: What where you doing before you started having trouble
    breathing?
    Caller: Running from the police.
    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Quote Originally Posted by zombie-a-go-go
    Only on the internet can you go looking for a pic of a character from one of your favorite childhood cartoons (Thundercats, in this instance) and be bombarded by cartoon pornography.

    Viva la something-or-other.

    I think I need to go vomit now.
    Hey, I did a google of "Little Women" looking for a book for my daughter.

    Boy did I get an

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