Nah, that's a race I'm not going to win.
Nah, that's a race I'm not going to win.
All models are wrong. Some of them are useful.
And sure enough, I didn't win it.
Good thing I didn't stake my dignity on it.
All models are wrong. Some of them are useful.
2 more to go, paint. You can do it!Originally Posted by paintmered
How was your day, did you see creek?
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
She emailed me today. Didn't get to see her - spent much of the day out of the office.
All models are wrong. Some of them are useful.
Make this one count, paint. This is it....post# 1000!
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
Hey kids,
Haven't really stopped by recently. Just wanted to say "yo".
1,000!!!!
All models are wrong. Some of them are useful.
how was that?
All models are wrong. Some of them are useful.
What up, yo?
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
Great, how's it feel to join the 1K club with pretty much....everyone. :MandJ:
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
If she's in tomorrow, I'll try to stop down there and see her new birthday present. If she treats it like she treats the rest of her adam-shrine, I'll only be there a few minutes
All models are wrong. Some of them are useful.
Whadya say about making a run at Krono tonight?
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
I'd like to thank the academy, my parents and most importantly, myself. I couldn't have done it without me.
All models are wrong. Some of them are useful.
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what
sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why?
************************************************** ********
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an
eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same
thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
************************************************** *********
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes
apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband
************************************************** *********
And the winner is..........
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
D*mn...I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. D*mn......
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What where you doing before you started having trouble
breathing?
Caller: Running from the police.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Hey, I did a google of "Little Women" looking for a book for my daughter.
Boy did I get an
She used to wake me up with coffee ever morning
Posting Permissions
|
Board Moderators may, at their discretion and judgment, delete and/or edit any messages that violate any of the following guidelines: 1. Explicit references to alleged illegal or unlawful acts. 2. Graphic sexual descriptions. 3. Racial or ethnic slurs. 4. Use of edgy language (including masked profanity). 5. Direct personal attacks, flames, fights, trolling, baiting, name-calling, general nuisance, excessive player criticism or anything along those lines. 6. Posting spam. 7. Each person may have only one user account. It is fine to be critical here - that's what this board is for. But let's not beat a subject or a player to death, please. |
