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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Hello BigRedHotPotato ... once again
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    CQ is Brad Pitt kind of sexy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zombie-a-go-go
    Hey!

    There's not a better 'woah!' in the business.


    I'll give you that. He's got the market cornered in "woah".

    Great, now I've got a visual image of Keanu practicing "woah" in the mirror, working feverishly on his lines.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCasey
    CQ is Brad Pitt kind of sexy.
    TC!! Don't slam CQ like that. He's a lot hotter than Brad Pitt.
    Will trade this space for a #1 starter.

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCasey
    I think RFS62's signature applies to me this week.

    Hey, hey, hey, hey, a-hem
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    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCasey
    I have a feeling something big is in the wind here at work and on RZ.
    Fine.

    The truth is that Redszone is not just a message board. It's actually a highly-advanced starship combat training module designed to thest your thought patterns and cool under pressure. We have modules much like this one scattered throughout the universe, and whenever someone meets the criteria, Boss comes over in his intergalactic star-cruiser and recruits that lucky individual to join in the war against the whatever-those-reptile-looking-guys-from-The-Last-Starfighter-were-called.

    Now that the secret is out, I'm afraid you'll all have to come with us. Be at the Citgo station at midnight EST tomorrow night. Bring clean underwear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCasey
    CQ is Brad Pitt kind of sexy.
    Ahh, no

    CQ is Elmer Fudd kind of sexy ... maybe :MandJ:
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    Quote Originally Posted by RFS62
    Great, now I've got a visual image of Keanu practicing "woah" in the mirror, working feverishly on his lines.
    BRILLIANT!

    :gac:
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    You guys are insane if you don't think Brad Pitt is hot.

    Just sayin'

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    I can picture CQ in Thelma and Louise. I think we should get him a cowboy hat like that for the game ....... and invite him to play without his shirt.

    What do you say, CQ. I can make many controversial calls go your way.

    (I think I'm going to be banned from RZ for sexual harassment. I even know his fiance, who is really nice.)

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Quote Originally Posted by zombie-a-go-go
    Fine.

    The truth is that Redszone is not just a message board. It's actually a highly-advanced starship combat training module designed to thest your thought patterns and cool under pressure. We have modules much like this one scattered throughout the universe, and whenever someone meets the criteria, Boss comes over in his intergalactic star-cruiser and recruits that lucky individual to join in the war against the whatever-those-reptile-looking-guys-from-The-Last-Starfighter-were-called.

    Now that the secret is out, I'm afraid you'll all have to come with us. Be at the Citgo station at midnight EST tomorrow night. Bring clean underwear.
    D*mn it Jim, you told them just before we were able to complete our evil plan!
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    I don't know if anyone read it, but I posted the essay I took that sig line from a few pages back. It's hilarious, to me. Several people I showed it too kind of shook their heads and chuckled nervously. My sense of humor doesn't always translate into the real world very well.
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCasey
    I can picture CQ in Thelma and Louise. I think we should get him a cowboy hat like that for the game ....... and invite him to play without his shirt.

    What do you say, CQ. I can make many controversial calls go your way.

    (I think I'm going to be banned from RZ for sexual harassment. I even know his fiance, who is really nice.)
    I've got two cowboy hats. Both kinds, one brown and one black. The brown one is made from beaver. The black one is just felt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by letsgojunior
    You guys are insane if you don't think Brad Pitt is hot.

    Just sayin'
    Uhh...

    Okay, so I can agree that he's a classically attractive man. And no, I'm not in love with him. Just sayin that I can appreciate beauty regardless of the form it takes. Okay? Now back off me.
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Quote Originally Posted by RFS62
    I don't know if anyone read it, but I posted the essay I took that sig line from a few pages back. It's hilarious, to me. Several people I showed it too kind of shook their heads and chuckled nervously. My sense of humor doesn't always translate into the real world very well.
    I must've missed it. Can you re-post it cuz I haven't chuckled nervously in a while and can't remember if I enjoy chuckling nervously or not.
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