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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Coug, it's March, not February.

    Well not right now. Right now if February.

    But the ST trip is March.
    Will trade this space for a #1 starter.

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    To our pets:

    1. When I say move, it means go someplace else. It does not mean switch
    positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.

    2. The dishes on the floor are yours and contain your food. All other dishes
    are mine and contain my food. (Please note: placing a paw print in the middle
    of my dinner does not stake your claim on it, nor do I find it aesthetically
    pleasing in any way.)

    3. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
    Beating me to the bottom is not the objective. Tripping me doesn't help
    because I fall faster than you can run.

    4. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. Locate your inner beast
    and remember that sleeping animals can actually curl up in a ball, so it is not
    necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest
    extent possible.

    5. My CD's are not miniature Frisbees.

    6. For the last time, humans like to use the bathroom alone. If by some
    miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it won't help to
    claw, whine, meow, bite the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to
    pull the door open. (Trust me. I have been using the bathroom for years...
    canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.)

    7. When you see me asleep on the couch, it is not funny to make a sudden leap
    onto my stomach and drop a chew toy, bone or jingle ball on my crotch, no
    matter how much that makes other family members laugh.

    8. Dog: Don't think for a minute that making a sad face and whimpering
    pathetically will get you out of trouble when I find a puddle of pee on the
    carpet. The face and the whimpering only validate that you knew it was wrong
    when you did it.

    9. Cat: My sitting down to bite into a juicy sandwich is not a signal for you
    to begin gagging loudly and then hocking up the most disgusting hairball in
    history.

    10. Dog and Cat: The proper order is kiss me, and then go lick yourself. I
    cannot stress this enough.
    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Quote Originally Posted by creek14
    Coug, you have mail.
    Nobody ever sends me mail

    (pathetic to get attention)
    Go Gators!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CougarQuest
    So earlier while I was trying to type in here, I get the "The drain is backing up" comment from the kitchen. I relunctantly leave the computer and this thread to check out what the problem could be. I get two plungers and plunge. No good. I take the two drain pipes off under the sink. No good. I locate the main drain pipe and get out my 50 foot hose, plunge my hose in the drain, open the clog, reclose the access. All is fine. Life is good when you have a 50 foot hose.
    Good work CQ
    Go Gators!

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Quote Originally Posted by creek14
    Poor Krono.
    I don't mind stuff like that when it does not involve humans
    Go Gators!

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    I'm going to post a thread..it will be thread..5 for me
    Go Gators!

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Speaking of dogs...
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    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
    ~ Mark Twain

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    hmmm creek, wondering if I should attempt going down for 16-20?
    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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    Why oh why does Duke have to lose to Wake freaking Forest? That's like my second most hated team. UGH. Between the rejection, the stir-fry, and this, I really did not enjoy 2/2/05.

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    Sorry LGJ
    Go Gators!

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Eh forget it I'm not posting that thread
    Go Gators!

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    Ok I posted it
    Go Gators!

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    This one's for Puffy's dog.
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    ~ Mark Twain

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Go Gators!

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Be careful driving home tonight, Miss Rosie. Streets are slushy and can be a little slick in places.
    The Rally Onion wants 150 fans before Opening Day.

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