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    I could outdo Haynes and Anderson
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    The St. Louis Browns (Cardinals) were owned in the late 19th century by a robust German Bar owner who knew nothing of the game. Once he had a meeting with all the owners in 1891 to show off his new park, "Gentleman he said as they walked on the field, may I show you the worlds biggest infield?"

    In 1893 to capilatize on the new Bicycle craze, NL owners meet to discuss inserting slanted race tracks around the perimeter of the fields to make some extra bucks.

    The First Tractor Pulls?

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    I saw a cow this morning

    He said to tell you all hello
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    "All I wanna do is go the distance. Nobody's ever gone the distance with Creed, and if I can go that distance, you see, and that bell rings and I'm still standin', I'm gonna know for the first time in my life, see, that I weren't just another bum from the neighborhood."
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    Confession time:

    I had a dream last night that the Reds traded for Randy Johnson, and that he was going to pitch for the Reds the next night, against the Cardinals. At the game, which I attended, Johnson pitched for two innings, and then (get this) was traded to the Cardinals mid-game. The Cardinals then pulled their starter and put Johnson on the mound, and he went on to shut out the Reds for the rest of the game.

    Pretty sad dream, huh?

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    Rocky had come equipped with a gun
    To shoot off the legs of his rival
    His rival it seems had broken his dreams
    By stealing the girl of his fancy.
    Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil
    But everyone knew her as Nancy.
    Now she and her man who called himself Dan
    Were in the next room at the hoe down
    Rocky burst in and grinning a grin
    He said Danny boy this is a showdown
    But Daniel was hot-he drew first and shot
    And Rocky collapsed in the corner.

    Now the doctor came in stinking of gin
    And proceeded to lie on the table
    He said Rocky you met your match
    And Rocky said, Doc it's only a scratch
    And I'll be better I'll be better doc as soon as I am able.
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    That would qualify on all counts as a nightmare Rosie
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    Tattva, acintya bheda bheda tattva
    Tattva, acintya bheda bheda tattva
    Tattva, acintya bheda bheda tattva
    Tattva, acintya bheda bheda tattva

    For you shall be tomorrow, like you have been today
    If this was never ending
    What more can you say?

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    Don't call me tattva
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    Stupid Facts - Fart Facts

    (1) Farts are created mostly by E. coli.

    (2) On the average a fart is composed of about 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, and 4% oxygen. Less than 1% is what makes them stink.

    (3) The temperature of a fart at time of creation is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit.

    (4) Farts have been clocked at a speed of 10 feet per second.

    (5) A person produces about half a liter of farts a day.

    (6) Although they won't admit it, women fart as much as men.

    (7) Termites are the largest producers of farts.

    (8) Farts are flammable.

    (9) The word "fart" comes from the Old English "feortan" (meaning "to break wind").

    (10) Excess gas in the intestinal is medically termed "flatulence."
    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
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    More then I needed to know...thanks much
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    Stupid Facts


    40 degrees below zero is the same in Fahrenheit and Celsius.


    The Galapagos Islands are the only place on the equator where both penguins and fur seals can be found.

    Standard pencils write on average 250,000 English words or a 35 mile (56 km) long line.

    The "f" word is used 246 times in the movie Goodfellas.

    The heart of a peanut, that little nub that holds the two halves together, contains a high amount of a chemical that is know to cause migraine headaches in some people.

    A Rubik's cube has 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 possible combinations.

    The world's heaviest person weighed 629 kilos or 1,387 pounds.

    Mark Twain, born on a year Halley's Comet visited Earth, correctly predicted he would die the next time it came by.

    It is a myth that the hair and nails grow after death; the surrounding skin shrinks, giving the illusion of their growth.

    A wild turkey can fly at a speed of 35 mph.

    The largest cucumber grown was 59 lbs.

    The saline content of the Dead Sea is about 187 pounds (84.8 kg) of salt per ton (907.2 kg) of water compared to the Atlantic Ocean at 31 pounds (14 kg) of salt per ton of water.
    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
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    "It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Puffy
    The "f" word is used 246 times in the movie Goodfellas.
    Reservoir Dogs has that beat by 6.
    The Rally Onion wants 150 fans before Opening Day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chip R
    Reservoir Dogs has that beat by 6.
    Wow, 252 - thats impressive!

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    The common eggplant is white shaped like an egg. The more popular dark-skinned ones are of the Italian variety.

    Sometimes seen on NYC streets, huge canisters of liquid nitrogen are tubed underground through manhole covers to keep telephone lines dry.

    Moths rest with their wings open flat, whereas butterflies rest with their wings together.

    Humphrey Bogart never said, "Play it again, Sam" in the movie Casablanca.


    Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson."

    Sherlock Holmes was not a real person.

    Laser is an acronym for Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.

    Napalm is named for its ingredients: naphthelmic acid, palmitic acid, and gasoline.

    The term "spa" is derived from a town in Belgium of the same name, known for its baths and mineral springs.

    The first animal in space was a dog named Laika, November 3, 1957.

    U.S. currency measures 2.61 inches wide by 6.14 inches long, and the thickness is .0043 inches.

    The approximate weight of a currency note of any denomination is 1 gram.

    The 100 dollar note has been the largest denomination of currency in circulation since 1969.

    A vexillologist is an expert in the history of flags.
    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
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    "It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
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