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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Never raise your hands to your kids.
    It leaves your groin unprotected.
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

    Your Mom is happy.

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Leader
    Cats throw up at least twice their body weight a year.
    Along those same lines...
    /r/reds

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Who measures that?
    "Hey...Dad. Wanna Have A Catch?" Kevin Costner in "Field Of Dreams."

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    Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you,
    but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

    Your Mom is happy.

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    One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends.
    If they are OK, then it must be you
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

    Your Mom is happy.

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    I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

    Your Mom is happy.

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    Red Leader is a sick fellow.

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    The 40 Warning Signs Of Insanity
    1. Your friends tell you that you have been acting strange lately,
    and then you hit them several times with a sledgehammer.

    2. Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of
    places that you wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.

    3. You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the
    bathroom.

    4. You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though
    she sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write.

    5. Every time you see a street sign, you have a tremendous urge to
    relieve yourself on it.

    6. You wear your boxers on your head because you heard it will
    ward of evil dandruff spirits.

    7. You're always having to apologize to your next door neighbor for
    setting fire to his lawn decorations.

    8. Every commercial you hear on the radio reminds you of popsicles.

    9. People stay away from you whenever they hear you howl.

    10. Your breath smells more and more like squirrel dung each passing day.

    11. You laugh out loud during funerals.

    12. When your doctor tells you to say ah, you yell out "RAPE! RAPE!"

    13. Nobody listens to you anymore, because they can't understand
    you through your scuba mask.

    14. You begin to stop and consider all of the blades of grass you've
    stepped on as a child, and worry that their ancestors are going to
    one day seek revenge.
    15. You have meaningful conversations with your toaster.

    16. Your father pretends you don't exist, just to play along with your
    little illusion.

    17. You collect dead windowsill flies.

    18. Everytime the phone rings, you shout, "Hey! Peanut Butter Jelly!!"

    19. You like cats. Especially with mayo.

    20. You scream "I've got a knife!" to people who try to sell you things.

    21. You scream "I've got a knife!" to people at your family reunion.

    22. You cry at the end of every episode of Gilligan's Island, because
    they weren't rescued.

    23. You put tennis balls in the microwave to see if they'll hatch.

    24. Whenever you listen to the radio, the music sounds backwards.

    25. You have a predominant fear of fabric softener.

    26. You wake up each morning and find yourself sitting on your head
    in the middle of your front lawn.

    27. Your dentist asks you why each individual tooth has your name
    etched on it, and you tell him it's for security reasons.

    28. Melba toast excites you.

    29. When the waiter asks for your order, you ask to go into another
    room to tell him, because "the napkins have ears."

    30. You tend to agree with everything your mother's dead uncle tells you.

    31. Every time you see the commercial for the Hair Club For Men,
    you think to yourself, "I think I'll kill the pope today."

    32. You call up random people and ask if you can borrow their dog,
    just for a few minutes.

    33. Your main goal in life is to become the president of Bulemia.

    34. Nearly everything you say involves the word, "P-toing!"

    35. You argue with yourself about which is better, to be eaten by a
    koala or to be loved by an infectious disease.

    36. You like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time, and
    pretend that you're a stalk.

    37. You think that exploding wouldn't be so bad, once you got used to it.

    38. You try to make a list of the Warning Signs of Insanity. (cough)

    39. People offer you help, but you unfortunately interpret this as a
    violation of your rights as a boysenberry.

    40. You like reading lists like this.
    Go Gators!

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Red Leader ... the point is to be the last person to post, not to be the person with the most posts.


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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Quote Originally Posted by RosieRed
    Red Leader ... the point is to be the last person to post, not to be the person with the most posts.


    Ahhh, let him go. He'll eventually wear down and, well, you know.
    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
    ~ Mark Twain

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    ...he'll explode?
    Go Gators!

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    Who was it that said "The first shall be last, and the last shall be first"?
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    The Son of God..do I win something?
    Go Gators!

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    The FAA requires that you have at least 40 hours of helicopter time before they'll give you a Private certificate. In practice most students take much longer. New pilots have to learn all the rules and regulations, how to read charts and understand airspace, how to talk on the radio, how to navigate when on a cross-country flight, and how to fly a helicopter.
    /r/reds

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    Re: Be the last person to post on this thread

    This is the thread that never ends ...
    It just goes on and on my friends!

    Some people started posting here,
    not knowing what it was,
    and now we keep on posting here,
    FOREVER! Just Because!

    This is the thread that never ends ... :jester:


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