So I don't violate Top 5 copyright rules, what are a few of your favorite phone prank questions that you either did or conspired in doing?
Already out there on the baseball side are a couple of old favs
Call to the drugstore: "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "Yes." "Then you better let him go [click]"
And to the bowling alley (thanks to wheels): "Do you have nine pound balls?" I'm not sure what the comeback is for that one. My guess is "then you'd better see a doctor [click]?"
Everyone else's turn now.