Well, okay, I don't buy it, either. But British bookmakers are offering 1000:1 odds that he will turn up alive. To bet on this would seem foolhardy to say the least, but imagine how excited you would be to have your bet placed and then see the King of Rock and Roll show up in a Barbara Walters interview!

How shocked would you be to find out that he has been working at a Waffle House just off the interstate in Laramie, Wyoming for the past twenty years? Wouldn't that be something?