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    Elvis Presley may be alive and well

    Well, okay, I don't buy it, either. But British bookmakers are offering 1000:1 odds that he will turn up alive. To bet on this would seem foolhardy to say the least, but imagine how excited you would be to have your bet placed and then see the King of Rock and Roll show up in a Barbara Walters interview!

    How shocked would you be to find out that he has been working at a Waffle House just off the interstate in Laramie, Wyoming for the past twenty years? Wouldn't that be something?


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    Re: Elvis Presley may be alive and well

    Have you ever seen Bubba Ho-Tep?

    Elvis is in a nursing home, with JFK, fighting the undead.
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    Re: Elvis Presley may be alive and well

    At what point will people stop believing Elvis is alive? I mean, eventually he would have to die from natural causes, right? Barring cryogenics, of course. Oh, I guess that kind of answers the question, doesn't it?
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    Re: Elvis Presley may be alive and well

    We had this conversation at the dinner table about Hitler. My youngest is learning about WW II. She asked me if I thought he was still alive.

    We talk about really fun stuff.

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    Re: Elvis Presley may be alive and well

    He's dead, let's accept it
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    Re: Elvis Presley may be alive and well

    Quote Originally Posted by KronoRed
    He's dead, let's accept it
    Didn't you hear Tommy Lee Jones In "Men In Black"-Elvis isn't dead-He went home!
    "Hey...Dad. Wanna Have A Catch?" Kevin Costner in "Field Of Dreams."


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