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    Truck Thief Foiled By Thirst

    Betcha can't say that subject three times fast.

    This could be the basis of a vehicle-theft solution that's cheaper than an alarm system.

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...=news.quirkies
    Tobacco spit catches truck thief

    A US man who stole a lorry was arrested after he choked on the truck driver's tobacco spit which he mistook for a drink.

    The 26-year-old man stole the lorry, which had been left with the engine running, from a shopping centre in Vancouver, Washington.

    He mistook the absent driver's tobacco-spit cup for a soft drink and took a swig, reports the Columbian.

    The thief started choking and had to stop and call 911 for medical help, according to a Vancouver police department report.

    Meanwhile, the driver, who had left the truck to wash his hands, had returned to see someone driving off and called police who quickly caught up with the man.
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    Re: Truck Thief Foiled By Thirst

    Good thing the driver didn't keep a chamber pot in there.
    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: Truck Thief Foiled By Thirst

    :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:
    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
    ~ Mark Twain

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    Re: Truck Thief Foiled By Thirst

    Quote Originally Posted by Redsland
    Good thing the driver didn't keep a chamber pot in there.
    "Hey...Dad. Wanna Have A Catch?" Kevin Costner in "Field Of Dreams."

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    Re: Truck Thief Foiled By Thirst

    His cellmates can call him the Skoal Bandit...
    Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting.

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    Re: Truck Thief Foiled By Thirst

    The shortstop on my high school team chewed tobacco. One day in practice, a bad hop hit him squarely in the adams apple, and he swallowed a huge wad.

    He laid on the ground for 20 minutes gagging and puking.

    The idiot still chews today.
    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
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    Re: Truck Thief Foiled By Thirst

    I knew a girl in high school who chewed. Very pretty girl, but I never had any wish to kiss her.
    "Hey...Dad. Wanna Have A Catch?" Kevin Costner in "Field Of Dreams."

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    Re: Truck Thief Foiled By Thirst

    Girls that chew/smoke are huge turn offs for me. Eww.


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