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    The Czech Homer Simpson?

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp..._czech_beer_dc

    This Has to Be Homer Simpson...

    PRAGUE (Reuters) - A Czech man is being taken to court after he hid in a restaurant washroom until the employees had left and then hooked up beer kegs directly to his mouth.

    Cleaning staff found him drunk and lying on the floor of the bar at the restaurant in the city of Brno, about 200km (120 miles) east of Prague, the CTK news agency reported on Thursday.

    "He had broken the door of the cooling mechanism ... and detached the hoses leading from the keg, squashed them in his mouth and literally filled himself up with beer," CTK quoted a police official as saying.

    The man will be charged with damaging property because he caused 8,000 crown ($340) damage to the beer cooling box.
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    Re: The Czech Homer Simpson?

    How exactly does one pronounce "Brno"?

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    Re: The Czech Homer Simpson?

    Quote Originally Posted by 15fan
    How exactly does one pronounce "Brno"?
    Before or after drinking a keg of beer?

    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: The Czech Homer Simpson?

    Brilliant!

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    Re: The Czech Homer Simpson?

    Fortunately there's no such things as a nacho dispenser.




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    Re: The Czech Homer Simpson?

    Mmmmm, beeeeer.


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