I'm sure you've heard the news that the Pope has come down with the flu.
Couldn't help but wonder, is it maybe because God's been busy checking out MRI's of Terrell Owens ankle?
"I respect Dr. Myerson and his decision to not medically clear me," Owens said. "But prior to going down to see him for that last visit, I can honestly say God had already cleared me. It really doesn't matter what a doctor says. I've got the best doctor of all, and that's God."
*and yes I apologize up front for anyone I offend, it's meant as a tongue and cheek attempt at humor