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    Smells Like Teen Spirit jmcclain19's Avatar
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    The Pope is sick - is it because God is busy?

    I'm sure you've heard the news that the Pope has come down with the flu.

    Couldn't help but wonder, is it maybe because God's been busy checking out MRI's of Terrell Owens ankle?

    "I respect Dr. Myerson and his decision to not medically clear me," Owens said. "But prior to going down to see him for that last visit, I can honestly say God had already cleared me. It really doesn't matter what a doctor says. I've got the best doctor of all, and that's God."


    *and yes I apologize up front for anyone I offend, it's meant as a tongue and cheek attempt at humor

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    Re: The Pope is sick - is it because God is busy?

    Yeah I heard that on Dan Patricks show and thought it was dumbest God quote by an athlete since Schilling following game 6 of the ALCS

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    Re: The Pope is sick - is it because God is busy?

    Maybe God's got some money on the Eagles...
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    Re: The Pope is sick - is it because God is busy?

    Ah, yes. We (Mr. Owens) claim kinship with God on one hand, yet live our life in such a manner that would seem to conflict with the will and desire of the Creator. This has become all to familiar.

    Help stamp out, eliminate, and do away with redundancy.

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    Re: The Pope is sick - is it because God is busy?

    Quote Originally Posted by macro
    Ah, yes. We (Mr. Owens) claim kinship with God on one hand, yet live our life in such a manner that would seem to conflict with the will and desire of the Creator. This has become all to familiar.
    Amen (no pun intended!)...
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