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    Wife Kills Husband With Sherry Enema

    I guess one could say he got it in the end! :allovrjr:

    Wife accused of giving man lethal sherry enema
    By RICHARD STEWART
    Copyright 2005 Houston Chronicle

    ANGLETON - Investigators say a Lake Jackson woman caused her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, causing his blood alcohol level to surge to 0.47 percent - almost six times the legal intoxication limit.


    Tammy Jean Warner, 42, was indicted on a charge of negligent homicide. She is also charged with burning the will of her late husband, Michael Warner, a month before his death in May.

    Michael Warner, a 58-year-old machine shop owner, had a long history of alcoholism, but couldn't ingest alcohol because of medical problems with his throat, said Lake Jackson Police detective Robert Turner. The wine enema was a way he could become intoxicated without drinking alcohol, Turner said.

    "I heard of this kind of thing in mortuary school in 1970, but this is the first time I've ever heard of someone actually doing it," Turner said.

    Turner said police think she gave him at least two large bottles of sherry, which is stronger than wine, in the enema on May 21. "We're not talking about little bottles here," Turner said, "These were at least 1.5 liter bottles."

    She told police that she later found him dead in his bed. Turner said she admitted giving him the sherry, but not of causing his death.

    Tammy Warner surrendered to Lake Jackson police Monday and was released on $30,000 bond.
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    The moral to this story: Always sleep on your back.
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    Re: Wife Kills Husband With Sherry Enema

    What.....the......hell.....

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    Re: Wife Kills Husband With Sherry Enema

    Oh... Sherry Darlin.....

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    Re: Wife Kills Husband With Sherry Enema

    Would it be appropriate to sing that old Steve Perry song at his funeral?

    Shoulda been gone...
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    Re: Wife Kills Husband With Sherry Enema

    Whos Sherry Enema?
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    Re: Wife Kills Husband With Sherry Enema

    What kind of bouquet does a sherry enema have?

    Can a sherry enema ever be described as "dry"?

    Do you swish a sherry enema around first before delivering it?

    What do you sniff to be sure your sherry enema is good?

    Can we finally put to rest those rumors that sherry drinkers have a stick up their behinds?

    Cognac can be ranked as VO, VSOP, and so forth. But all sherry ememas are rated P.U.

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    Re: Wife Kills Husband With Sherry Enema

    How did he smell the cork?

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    Re: Wife Kills Husband With Sherry Enema

    Gives happy hour a "hole" new meaning...
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    Poor dude
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    What goes in must come out. I feel sorry for the coroner.
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    LOL, Chip Johnny and Roy.
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    Re: Wife Kills Husband With Sherry Enema

    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool
    Would it be appropriate to sing that old Steve Perry song at his funeral?

    Shoulda been gone...
    I was thinkin' more along the lines of the old 4 Season's song w/ Frankie Valli.... SHERRY SHEEEEEEERY BAYAYBY!
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