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    Police use Taser to subdue man stealing food from salad bar at Chuck-E-Cheese

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    Man "Tased" in Chuck E. Cheese Salad Bar Dispute
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    AURORA, Colo. - Police found themselves in the crosshairs of public criticism after officers used a Taser stun gun to subdue a man accused of pilfering from a salad bar at a Chuck E. Cheese's pizzeria packed with families and young children.

    "They beat this man in front of all these kids then Tased him in my sister's lap," said witness Felicia Mayo, who was at the establishment with her 7-year-old son. "They had no regard for the effect this would have on the kids. This is Chuck E. Cheese, you know."

    Police responded to Chuck E. Cheese's after a manager complained that a patron had refused to show proof that he had paid for food. Police spokesman Larry Martinez said restaurant employees confronted the man, Danon Gale, 29, after they saw him "loading" his plate with salad.
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    Re: Police use Taser to subdue man stealing food from salad bar at Chuck-E-Cheese

    My friend was Chuckee Cheese.

    She hates the song 'Happy Birthday Superstar"

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    Re: Police use Taser to subdue man stealing food from salad bar at Chuck-E-Cheese

    The real tragedy here is that Chuck E has one of the worst salad bars on the planet. All that effort to steal lousy salad.

    "Drop that cherry tomato NOW!"

    "But it's spoiled! I was just taking it up to show the manager."

    "I warned you!"

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    Re: Police use Taser to subdue man stealing food from salad bar at Chuck-E-Cheese

    Are they sure they tazed a man and not a gigantic mouse in a man suit?
    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: Police use Taser to subdue man stealing food from salad bar at Chuck-E-Cheese

    How low have you sunk when you're tasered for stealing salad from Chuck E. Cheese?
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    Re: Police use Taser to subdue man stealing food from salad bar at Chuck-E-Cheese

    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool
    How low have you sunk when you're tasered for stealing salad from Chuck E. Cheese?
    Yeah, but it'll get your name in the papers...
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    Re: Police use Taser to subdue man stealing food from salad bar at Chuck-E-Cheese

    If you're familiar with the standup act of comedian Rodney Carrington, you know that he was once expelled from Chuck-E's.

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    Re: Police use Taser to subdue man stealing food from salad bar at Chuck-E-Cheese

    Quote Originally Posted by macro
    If you're familiar with the standup act of comedian Rodney Carrington, you know that he was once expelled from Chuck-E's.
    That wasnt Rodney, that was a hobo he saw beat up a gorilla.

    I think Tim Wilson put it best in his song "Chuckie Cheese Hell"
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    Re: Police use Taser to subdue man stealing food from salad bar at Chuck-E-Cheese

    Quote Originally Posted by WVRed
    That wasnt Rodney, that was a hobo he saw beat up a gorilla.

    I think Tim Wilson put it best in his song "Chuckie Cheese Hell"
    Oops, sorry. I haven't listened to that Carrington CD in a few years and just remember him saying something like "Don't ever come back to Chuck-E's!" or "You can't ever come back to Chuck-E's" or something like that. I remembered the Tim Wilson song after I had posted yesterday. It's pretty funny.

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    Re: Police use Taser to subdue man stealing food from salad bar at Chuck-E-Cheese

    This sounds like a Ron White stand-up routine.

    "So I was at the Salad Bar at this Chuck-E Cheese..."

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    Re: Police use Taser to subdue man stealing food from salad bar at Chuck-E-Cheese

    The best thing they ever did at Chuck E. Cheese was to start selling beer.

    However, one time after consuming a few 24 oz. brews, I got a little too enthusiastic on Whack-a-Mole and broke the stick.

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    Re: Police use Taser to subdue man stealing food from salad bar at Chuck-E-Cheese

    Quote Originally Posted by Roy Tucker
    The best thing they ever did at Chuck E. Cheese was to start selling beer
    No the best thing they ever did was close their store down the road from me. Now I don't have to take the little brats, I mean angels, there anymore.

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    Re: Police use Taser to subdue man stealing food from salad bar at Chuck-E-Cheese

    Quote Originally Posted by Roy Tucker
    The best thing they ever did at Chuck E. Cheese was to start selling beer.

    However, one time after consuming a few 24 oz. brews, I got a little too enthusiastic on Whack-a-Mole...

    This probably sounds much worse than it really was...

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    Re: Police use Taser to subdue man stealing food from salad bar at Chuck-E-Cheese

    "They beat this man in front of all these kids then Tased him in my sister's lap," said witness Felicia Mayo, who was at the establishment with her 7-year-old son. "They had no regard for the effect this would have on the kids. This is Chuck E. Cheese, you know."
    Typical of today's shock journalism. I am quite sure, as Ms. Felicia Mayo would have you believe, that the man complied with all police orders and did not put the police in a "funny spot". Unless Chuck E. Cheese has metal detectors, the police do not know if salad-man is carrying a weapon. Ms. Mayo would have you believe that the police came running into the joint with guns drawn and taser ready to shock... knocking little-ones over in the process. It is not the fault of a man thought to be stealing (that is what it is called if he was eating something that he had not paid to eat) or not complying with police orders.

    I have never had a problem with the police or a taser. Why? I don't steal and I comply with a police order if given to me. Simple concepts? Sure.
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    Re: Police use Taser to subdue man stealing food from salad bar at Chuck-E-Cheese

    RFA, what could have made the article better for you exactly? The reporter has a quote from a bystander, from the police spokesman, and she includes the original complaint from the restaurant. So, let me know, what would you have written? "Police Save the Day at Chuck E. Cheese, Nothing to See Here"?
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