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    Hot Stove Season HotCorner's Avatar
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    Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?

    http://www.channelcincinnati.com/new...88/detail.html

    Man Dead On Futon For Nearly 10 Years Before Family Notices
    Father Found Lying Dead On Futon

    POSTED: 2:52 pm EST March 9, 2005

    TOKYO -- A Japanese man and his two sisters were worried something might be wrong with dad. And they were right.

    The old man had been dead for nearly a decade. Police questioned the three elderly siblings Tuesday, after the decomposing body of their father was found lying on a futon bed in the family's home.

    Police said the man's children thought he was still alive, but became worried lately and consulted a relative. Police said judging by the condition of the remains, the father could have died as long as 10 years ago.

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    Re: Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?

    Oh my....

    No way they thought he was still alive...this sounds fishy
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    Re: Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?

    No way.

    Futons last 5, 6 years tops.
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    Re: Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?

    It may sound fishy. But it smells more like bull crap.

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    Re: Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?

    My theory is they killed Dad and dug up someone with similar DNA to put in his place. Possibly an Uncle. And buried Dad in the Uncle's place.

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    Re: Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?

    I hope it's never sunny in Philly again.

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    Re: Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?

    I'm not watching TV with Dad. He smells and that room is freezing.
    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?

    Ew, that's gross. Moooooommmmm. Rover is chewing on Dad's calf.

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    Re: Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?

    But seriously, I understand this.

    I mean, everyone has that room in their home they haven't been in for about 10 years.

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    Re: Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?

    i would take it this is not a close family.

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    Re: Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?

    Can somebody say Norman Bates?

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    Re: Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?

    maybe I should check my roomate's vitals.

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    Re: Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?

    Quote Originally Posted by CbusRed
    maybe I should check my roomate's vitals.
    Probably just sleepin' off that wild-night out, CbusRed.... and what a night that was on Mar. 10, 1995.

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    Re: Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?

    :MandJ: :MandJ:
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