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    EBay: Prom Dates

    Iowa Girl Buys Prom Date For $29.95

    LA PORTE CITY, Iowa -- Stu Hemesath is earning nearly $30 -- as a prom date.

    The Union High School senior from La Porte City, Iowa, auctioned himself off as a date on eBay. Rachel Kay is shelling out $29.95 to have Stu escort her to the prom.

    The Cedar Falls student said she didn't think she would actually win the auction. Rachel said she just entered a bid to make her ex-boyfriend jealous.

    Stu thinks his date will be getting a lot for her money. He said he's popular and a wrestler. Stu added that girls tell him he's pretty hot.
    Stu added that girls tell him he's pretty hot. :MandJ:

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    Re: EBay: Prom Dates

    Quote Originally Posted by 2844
    Stu added that girls tell him he's pretty hot. :MandJ:
    Thus necessitating the need to auction yourself off on ebay.
    The Rally Onion wants 150 fans before Opening Day.

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    Re: EBay: Prom Dates

    I once auctioned myself off on Ebay. Let's just say I brought in a pretty penny.

    No really, it was a really good looking penny. Very shiney.
    "But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."

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    Re: EBay: Prom Dates

    Here is a link to this kid's ebay auction.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...564628851&rd=1

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    sweet pimp hat and cane there, buddy.
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

    Your Mom is happy.

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    Donít think that just because Iím putting myself on ebay that I am a ****** bag. Iím not.
    :MandJ:
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    I enjoyed that line as well, Z. Good stuff.
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

    Your Mom is happy.

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    Re: EBay: Prom Dates

    Qualifications: ... (if ur nice looking I'll pry get you a nice flower).
    :MandJ:

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    Re: EBay: Prom Dates

    One girl was voted hottest in the class and homecoming queen, and the other is just incredibly hot. Iím not a chump.
    How much did he pay her to go to the prom with him????????????

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    Re: EBay: Prom Dates

    And here is yet another opportunity I missed to cash in, simply by being born too early.
    /r/reds

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    Re: EBay: Prom Dates

    Quote Originally Posted by Unassisted
    And here is yet another opportunity I missed to cash in, simply by being born too early.
    You're married aren't you? If not, then hey this chance is still on the table

    Heck, even if you are married, I'm sure you're wife will understand you making a few bucks on the side

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    Re: EBay: Prom Dates

    Quote Originally Posted by jmcclain19
    You're married aren't you? If not, then hey this chance is still on the table

    Heck, even if you are married, I'm sure you're wife will understand you making a few bucks on the side
    I just stick with being a pimp. They say you shouldn't date employees. :mhcky21:

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    sweet pimp hat and cane there, buddy.
    I thought the same thing until I saw the two girls he was with. Now I own the same get up.

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    Re: EBay: Prom Dates

    It would have been hilarious if a dude had won that auction.
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