Turn Off Ads?
Results 1 to 9 of 9

Thread: "Ma'am, we're not going to go down there and escort your Western bacon cheeseburger."

  1. #1
    CELEBRATION TIME RBA's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2000
    Location
    San Marcos, CA
    Posts
    13,987

    "Ma'am, we're not going to go down there and escort your Western bacon cheeseburger."

    The new 911: "Ma'am, we're not going to go down there and escort your Western bacon cheeseburger."
    This woman rang 911 to ask them: send an officer down here. I want them to make my order right.

    WMA sound file

  2. Turn Off Ads?
  3. #2
    Retired
    Join Date
    Apr 2001
    Location
    Cincinnati, OH
    Posts
    3,933

    Re: "Ma'am, we're not going to go down there and escort your Western bacon cheeseburger."

    A local radio station here in Cincy played the 911 call, totally unbelieveable. It amazes me people can be that clueless to call 911 over such stupid things.

    My favorite part is:

    Woman: It's your job to protect me!
    911: Protect you from what, a hamburger?


  4. #3
    Hey Cubs Fans RFS62's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2000
    Location
    New York
    Posts
    16,601

    Re: "Ma'am, we're not going to go down there and escort your Western bacon cheeseburger."

    That's the most unbelievable thing I've ever heard.

    I thought this was a hoax when I opened the thread. But that ignorant bimbo was serious!!!!

    I think I'm gonna dig a moat and get some rocket launchers and never leave my house again. The world is really beginning to scare me.
    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
    ~ Mark Twain

  5. #4
    THAT'S A FACT JACK!! GAC's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2001
    Location
    Bellefontaine, Ohio
    Posts
    26,681

    Re: "Ma'am, we're not going to go down there and escort your Western bacon cheeseburger."

    So did she get her Western burger or what? Don't keep us in suspense.

  6. #5
    SERP Emeritus paintmered's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2001
    Location
    Cbus
    Posts
    7,049

    Re: "Ma'am, we're not going to go down there and escort your Western bacon cheeseburger."

    What if this wasn't a rhetorical question?

    All models are wrong. Some of them are useful.

  7. #6
    The Lineups stink. KronoRed's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    West N. Carolina
    Posts
    55,702

    Re: "Ma'am, we're not going to go down there and escort your Western bacon cheeseburger."

    Quote Originally Posted by GAC
    So did she get her Western burger or what? Don't keep us in suspense.
    Hope not..that thing is NOT healthy
    Go Gators!

  8. #7
    For a Level Playing Field RedFanAlways1966's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2001
    Location
    Oakwood, OH
    Posts
    11,756

    Re: "Ma'am, we're not going to go down there and escort your Western bacon cheeseburger."

    The operator should have sent police to the BK... to take Ms. Jerk and her Silver Spoon to jail. I hope there was not any heart attack victims in distress an extra 2 minutes while this piece-of-work pulled this stunt. I don't think she is ignorant either (to a certain degree). I think she is an arrogant type who thinks anything can be used as she deems fit.

    I wish that someone with the knowledge could put her picture all over the internet w/ this audio. The world needs to see the face that had the gall to do this. She needs to wear a scarlet letter for this. We need to Hester Prynne her.

    So I wonder... is this considered illegal use of the 9-1-1 emergency system? This is worse than an intentional hangup IMO. Hangups do not waste the time and efforts of an operator who is part of the chain of people who save lives.

    Lock 'er up!
    Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting.

  9. #8
    Rally Onion! Chip R's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2000
    Location
    Cincinnati, OH
    Posts
    34,518

    Re: "Ma'am, we're not going to go down there and escort your Western bacon cheeseburger."

    Quote Originally Posted by RedFanAlways1966
    So I wonder... is this considered illegal use of the 9-1-1 emergency system? This is worse than an intentional hangup IMO. Hangups do not waste the time and efforts of an operator who is part of the chain of people who save lives.

    Lock 'er up!
    I don't know about locking her up but I would think such abuse should incur a hefty fine. If I were the operator, I would have hung up on her. :thumbdown
    The Rally Onion wants 150 fans before Opening Day.

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rally-...24872650873160

  10. #9
    Hot Stove Season HotCorner's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    The 513
    Posts
    2,179

    Re: "Ma'am, we're not going to go down there and escort your Western bacon cheeseburger."

    Appears to be an actual call ...

    http://www.snopes.com/crime/cops/burger.asp


Turn Off Ads?

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Board Moderators may, at their discretion and judgment, delete and/or edit any messages that violate any of the following guidelines: 1. Explicit references to alleged illegal or unlawful acts. 2. Graphic sexual descriptions. 3. Racial or ethnic slurs. 4. Use of edgy language (including masked profanity). 5. Direct personal attacks, flames, fights, trolling, baiting, name-calling, general nuisance, excessive player criticism or anything along those lines. 6. Posting spam. 7. Each person may have only one user account. It is fine to be critical here - that's what this board is for. But let's not beat a subject or a player to death, please.

Thank you, and most importantly, enjoy yourselves!


RedsZone.com is a privately owned website and is not affiliated with the Cincinnati Reds or Major League Baseball


Contact us: Boss | GIK | BCubb2003 | dabvu2498 | Gallen5862 | LexRedsFan | Plus Plus | RedlegJake | redsfan1995 | The Operator | Tommyjohn25